Diesel fitter

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  1. Two blokes just lost their jobs. Went to get unemployment benefits. Women in unemployment office Says to first man; 'What was the nature of your previous work? Í sewed the crutches into ladies'underpants,'he replies. 'Right you're entitled to 200 pounds as a compensation a week for lost wages. She turns to the second man: 'Previous work' 'Diesel fitter.'he replies. Ýour entitled to 300 pounds a week for compensation,'says the woman. The first man objects, 'Why is he getting more? I had the real skilled job, with the sewing. When I finished a pair of pants, all he did was was pull them over his head and say "Dese'll fit ër."'