LepetitCaporal
Old-Salt

Firstly, I stopped reading at the bottom of page 1.
However I have one comment, what's with the phrase "He's passed"? Passed what? Wind? A car?. He hasn't passed, he's died, dead, ceased to exist. Why do we continue to use euphemisms for death when plain, good old English can be used to accurately describe what's happened?
Not all of us are Anglais, Ged