Died Smiling.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with large smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," said he coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Michael O'Shaunessy, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" enquired the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his photo taken."

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