Died in a freak zorbing accident...

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  1. Can we have our ball back mister?
  2. Reads more like a contender for a Darwin award, would you get in a Zorb if there was a cliff anywhere near it?

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  3. Or a dam.
  4. I don't know what all the fuss is, he got his fucking money's worth didn't he?
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  5. Being Russian I bet the Zorb was made out of concrete and rusty steel with big spikes on the inside.
  6. Mine was made out of two Stalwart innertubes and shit loads of black nasty! Shame about those two big wicked brass valves and the tendency of drunken squaddies to fall out of the thing and disembowel themselves!
  7. You'd have think they'd learned their lesson by now

  8. That's how they roll.
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  9. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    It started off well, then went rapidly downhill.

    PS it's not really a freak accident, just bog standard gravity.
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  10. Emperor Mong branching out into the leisure market obviously.

  11. Oh well, from the ball we cometh and to the ball we must return.
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    Nowt new under the sun, bastards are ripping off 2000AD/Judge Dredd.