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Died in a freak zorbing accident...

Reads more like a contender for a Darwin award, would you get in a Zorb if there was a cliff anywhere near it?

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Mark The Convict

Being Russian I bet the Zorb was made out of concrete and rusty steel with big spikes on the inside.
Mine was made out of two Stalwart innertubes and shit loads of black nasty! Shame about those two big wicked brass valves and the tendency of drunken squaddies to fall out of the thing and disembowel themselves!
He must have been a big puff, Harrison Ford did it in a liferaft out of a plane with some scabby old tart and it never even ruffled their hair!

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