Die größten Hämorrhoiden der Welt

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Swamp_Rat, Jan 5, 2007.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Haven't seen many references to this common soldier condition recently, so here you go, fill yer boots;

    Toroidal erosion


    If yours looks similar or you might be content to just describe it, so post it here.

    I've heard Vicks is good for it, by the way.
     
  2. I understood the title, yet I still clicked.
     
  3. oh I thought u was talking about Tidworth - now if the world had piles - they wud be in that locstat
     
  4. toroidal erosion :omfg: ...probably caused by his boyfriend :lol:

    it looks like this :donut: FFS

    I've had a couple burst and bleed when my doctor stuck her finger up my arrse to check how bad they were :x feck me never again
     
  5. You sick, sick f*cks - I feal ill!

    I knew what was coming, yet I kept looking, maybe I am after some hot-pile action......

    Ratcatcher
     
  6. :( That must really Chafe :(
     
  7. Got rid of mine in Port San Carlos, fire trench, bottle of Brut, then 15 mins sat in San Carlos water, cauterized those fukcers good, never been bothered since, mind you, never felt pain like that since either!
     
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Oooooh god help me!
     
  9. Mmmmmm Im actually salivating, it reminds me of the raspberry split I had at Toby's Carvery last night.
     
  10. Strange way to warm up your hamburger; I thought the arm pit would be more effective.
    Strange how curiosity gets the better of allegedly sane people...