I know it doesn't exist today but didn't you just hate pay parade? Whilst all the Winters', Youngs' etc. stood for ages, the Ackerman's and the Baxter's were in the Naafi quaffing Watney's Red Barrel - God! What awful beer! Incidentally do today's heros still suffer: 'barrack damages', 'haircuts', 'sports stoppages' , etc? What am I doing here? Please help!