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Hope he used lube...
Man, 23, 'raped in Belfast' - UTV Live News
The dreaded 'Bumming Squad' strikes again... they haven't gone away you know.
Carrying a 'Navy' shoulder bag?
Up Half Bap way, a notorious den of Sodom.
The perpetrator is almost certainly from The Mainland, Jarrod is innocent as nobody could survive a violent assault from his massive man sausage.
See the Rape Crime Unit have some low key and discreet vehicles.
"What the hell was Jarrod doin' with a Limehouse minicab driver in Belfast?"
"What was he doing there? I know Jarrod fancies soldiers, but that's taking his buggery a bit far isn't it?"
No such thing as "Man Rape"
Didn't you see Tom Daley in the paper yesterday with his GIRLfriend? so maybe Jarrod was going through a rejection type of thing.
"Police said the assailant was described as being 5ft 9inches tall"
Fuck me - the victim must be a right fucking mincer being had over by a 5'9" dwarf
Unless the assailant were possessed of mong strength. I doubt any mortal man could defend himself from the attentions of a pissed-up Belfast Belmer with a raging hardon.
Why, are you offering to match yourself against one? Great idea.
I'll put a tenner on the mong.
Oh a tenner, thats more than I usually get
could you be a bit more specific please? Lets face it both would be a bit special in this contest.
I'm 5'9". I'm fairly sure I could violently sodomise your quivering mudbutton.
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