Didn't know Jarrod's been in Belfast....

#4
Up Half Bap way, a notorious den of Sodom.

The perpetrator is almost certainly from The Mainland, Jarrod is innocent as nobody could survive a violent assault from his massive man sausage.
 
#5
See the Rape Crime Unit have some low key and discreet vehicles.
 
#6
"What the hell was Jarrod doin' with a Limehouse minicab driver in Belfast?"


"Belfast?"


"What was he doing there? I know Jarrod fancies soldiers, but that's taking his buggery a bit far isn't it?"
 
#8
Didn't you see Tom Daley in the paper yesterday with his GIRLfriend? so maybe Jarrod was going through a rejection type of thing.
 
#10
"Police said the assailant was described as being 5ft 9inches tall"

Fuck me - the victim must be a right fucking mincer being had over by a 5'9" dwarf
Unless the assailant were possessed of mong strength. I doubt any mortal man could defend himself from the attentions of a pissed-up Belfast Belmer with a raging hardon.
 
#14
Why, are you offering to match yourself against one? Great idea.

I'll put a tenner on the mong.
could you be a bit more specific please? Lets face it both would be a bit special in this contest.
 
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#15
"Police said the assailant was described as being 5ft 9inches tall"

Fuck me - the victim must be a right fucking mincer being had over by a 5'9" dwarf
I'm 5'9". I'm fairly sure I could violently sodomise your quivering mudbutton.
 

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