Didn't know Jarrod's been in Belfast....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

  2. The dreaded 'Bumming Squad' strikes again... they haven't gone away you know.
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  3. Carrying a 'Navy' shoulder bag?
  4. Up Half Bap way, a notorious den of Sodom.

    The perpetrator is almost certainly from The Mainland, Jarrod is innocent as nobody could survive a violent assault from his massive man sausage.
  5. See the Rape Crime Unit have some low key and discreet vehicles.
  6. "What the hell was Jarrod doin' with a Limehouse minicab driver in Belfast?"


    "What was he doing there? I know Jarrod fancies soldiers, but that's taking his buggery a bit far isn't it?"
  7. No such thing as "Man Rape"
  8. Didn't you see Tom Daley in the paper yesterday with his GIRLfriend? so maybe Jarrod was going through a rejection type of thing.
  9. "Police said the assailant was described as being 5ft 9inches tall"

    Fuck me - the victim must be a right fucking mincer being had over by a 5'9" dwarf
  10. Unless the assailant were possessed of mong strength. I doubt any mortal man could defend himself from the attentions of a pissed-up Belfast Belmer with a raging hardon.
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  11. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    Wanna bet
  12. Why, are you offering to match yourself against one? Great idea.

    I'll put a tenner on the mong.
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  13. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    Oh a tenner, thats more than I usually get
  14. could you be a bit more specific please? Lets face it both would be a bit special in this contest.
  15. I'm 5'9". I'm fairly sure I could violently sodomise your quivering mudbutton.