Didlin Ladies

#1
With little encouragement such as, '"aaw, go on", it's quite wonderful to prop oneself up on one's elbow or cradle some newbie gf and watch them (timidly at first) play with themself. Or to wake in the early hours to catch gf secretly cracking one out laydee stylee.

Afterall, ladies can be such awesome wankers.

Any good stories?
 
#2
If a chick is strumming in front of you its because you are crap at it. If she is rubbing her clout after you've done her its because she's not got off yet.

You are a sh1t fcuk!
 
#3
minister_doh_nut said:
If a chick is strumming in front of you its because you are crap at it. If she is rubbing her clout after you've done her its because she's not got off yet.

You are a sh1t fcuk!
If only I had the benefit of your experience. ;)
 
#4
minister_doh_nut said:
If a chick is strumming in front of you its because you are crap at it. If she is rubbing her clout after you've done her its because she's not got off yet.

You are a sh1t fcuk!

seconded

a good lover means you won't have to do so yourself

and the same the other way round of course ;)
 
#6
Thirded. You wouldn't finish a gourmet meal with trip to McDonald's, so why would any self respecting female feel the need to do the equivalent of knocking one out after having had the benefit of a good seeing to?

Edit: FBG, he's talking about after the event, not the warming up exercises
 
#7
FatBoyGeorge said:
Nonsense, my good lady warms herself up while I finish watching the cricket. Saves me the bother of foreplay and lock-jaw, also it makes sure she ready to receive 'the gift'.
usually you don't need this to 'warm up' or get ready ... tell your wife to see a doc ;)
 

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#8
pyrogenica said:
Thirded. You wouldn't finish a gourmet meal with trip to McDonald's, so why would any self respecting female feel the need to do the equivalent of knocking one out after having had the benefit of a good seeing to?

Edit: FBG, he's talking about after the event, not the warming up exercises
Sadly, I'll have to defer to the swordsmen here. After the frankly feeble 15 minutes or so that I last in the saddle, sometimes using my fingers (or her using hers) is often the last resort.

Shameful but there you go :oops:
 
#9
And always remember, what foerplay doesn't do for you, a good lubricant will. Try lard

15 minutes? My God, you're spoiling her!
 
#10
depends onif they a horny so and so - they might be usin it to tell you MORE. My ex used to do it as i walked in - easier that way i know she wants a good one - obviously watched for a bit seemed rude not to after she went to the trouble of shaving etc.
 
#11
pyrogenica said:
Thirded. You wouldn't finish a gourmet meal with trip to McDonald's, so why would any self respecting female feel the need to do the equivalent of knocking one out after having had the benefit of a good seeing to?

Edit: FBG, he's talking about after the event, not the warming up exercises
One may feel the need if the chap in question has finished himself off and the female is still in the mood - ever heard of mutliple orgasms?

I myself have carried on whilst my other half has a rest after giving me one good seeing to meaning that I can make sure he gets all worked up again so he can give me another good seeing to. :p
 
#12
If she needs warming up then apply tiger balm or ralgex.
 
#14
for some reason saw the title of this thread as being about rampant dinner ladies, white coats, hair nets, varicose veins etc.
optician it is tomorrrow then...
 
#15
I keep a small bottle of agent orange around just in case warming up isn't done properly.

But seriously, whilst fun to watch, I'd rather just get to down to business, or diddle with her myself. Dirty Monkey, your argument is valid, ive used this tactic everynow and again!
 
#16
pyrogenica said:
Or oven cleaner.
why on earth would you know where the oven cleaner was kept?
 
#17
dirty_monkey said:
One may feel the need if the chap in question has finished himself off and the female is still in the mood - ever heard of mutliple orgasms?

I myself have carried on whilst my other half has a rest after giving me one good seeing to meaning that I can make sure he gets all worked up again so he can give me another good seeing to. :p

my bold

ever heard of men can have them as well? ;)

if you're good and know how to build him up again and again ... there is no limit for just one time ;)
 
#19
dhgrainger1 said:
I keep a small bottle of agent orange around just in case warming up isn't done properly.

But seriously, whilst fun to watch, I'd rather just get to down to business, or diddle with her myself. Dirty Monkey, your argument is valid, ive used this tactic everynow and again!
I used it just last night, but also chucked the vibrator in for good measure, that really got him going and the second time was better than the first. Men- your all so easy!
 
#20
You clean an oven !!! How?
 
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