Did you want Kids or Sex?

Did you want Kids

  • Did you want to shag more

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  • Did you want to shag more but like me got kids

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#1
I was explaining to a friend (Doris) of mine that woman should look after the kids because they wanted to have them,
she replied well my fella wanted to have kids aswell. Now i am firmly of the belief that men never want to have kids,
we simply say we do so that we can shag more. Now i was wondering what you the esteemed arrsers thought on this
often delicate subject?
 
#2
JESUS! Ive just read the title and thought, this could attract the wrong crowd!

So if you have come to this thread expecting the type of thing you would only find on

glitters computer, then its not for you, deevo!
 
#5
Bill Hicks has wise words to say on this matter: 'No man wants children. Any man who thinks or says he wants children, is no longer a man but a pussy whipped freak of nature and is out of the man club.'
 
#6
why are you old people not in bed, i would be but im stagging on!
 
#7
Death_Rowums said:
Bill Hicks has wise words to say on this matter: 'No man wants children. Any man who thinks or says he wants children, is no longer a man but a pussy whipped freak of nature and is out of the man club.'
you see i knew it wasn't just me, ive got two kids, love them to bits, would i swap them, in a heart beat, for some bread and a old toaster!
 
#9
Are the two mutually exclusive?
 
#11
sex only please. kids are too bloody expensive.
 
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uncle_ho

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#13
If god had wanted me Auntie_ho to have kids he wouldn't have invented anal sex.
There is no way that I would ever under anycircumstances want kids. I can't stand them.

I don't care if it means later on in life I end up on my own , old and lonley in some squalid unwashed flat,surrounded by empty wine bottles, pot noodle cartons and porn. At least I can die knowing I havn't spent a penny of my hard earned cash on my ungrateful kids who probably would have hated me anyway 'cos Im a Cnut and a sh*t dad.
 
#14
I just want the sex....THANKFULLY,my G/F's best mates have both dropped sprogs over the past year or so so babysitting for them have put Miss Spike totally off having any rug-rats for the time being!!
 
#15
Along the same lines - the wife decides good time to have kids, hmm, says I, but then realise that one of the common stories in the literature mrs os has made me read is that if your trying for kids,it can take months if not years. "Ah" says I months, if not years of condom free sex, anywhere and everywhere, just like the old days, until baby is duly made. Great, let the games begin, and the good times roll. Cue lots of sex which was very on the lines of pre marriage sex! This lasts for approximatly 2 weeks when the mussis tells me she is late (she is never late) so we get THE test. and OS's plan of lots of nookie goes down th epan, little did he know he would have rather agile little chaps. Can i sue those books that promised me months, if not years of good sex?

On the plus side, its a minimum of 9 months of a gurenteed driver for night out!!!
 
#16
Oneshot said:
Along the same lines - the wife decides good time to have kids, hmm, says I, but then realise that one of the common stories in the literature mrs os has made me read is that if your trying for kids,it can take months if not years. "Ah" says I months, if not years of condom free sex, anywhere and everywhere, just like the old days, until baby is duly made. Great, let the games begin, and the good times roll. Cue lots of sex which was very on the lines of pre marriage sex! This lasts for approximatly 2 weeks when the mussis tells me she is late (she is never late) so we get THE test. and OS's plan of lots of nookie goes down th epan, little did he know he would have rather agile little chaps. Can i sue those books that promised me months, if not years of good sex?

On the plus side, its a minimum of 9 months of a gurenteed driver for night out!!!
Then make them breast feed, ensure you pile on the guilt about drinking whilst nursing - and hey presto, another 9 months of duty driver and a pair of enormous norks. Make what you can out of a bad situation...............
 
#17
you can still have sex when the bird is pregnant,mind you the baby will probably come out with a black eye :lol:
 
#18
Not every bloke is honest though, my ex got down on his knees to beg me not to have an abortion, then when she was 11 months old walked out wanting nothing to do with her. Mainly because he had another one on the way, and is still taking his exwife to court for access to their two kids. If you don't want kids, be honest about it and make sure you can't produce them!!
 

DieHard

LE
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#19
I wanted a new car she said lets have one more kid to make an even number then get a car.
Result TWINS then a year later another set of TWINS we still laugh about it now!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

DieHard

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
:evil: Oh and we never got the new car just a second hand volvo from the RSM when he bought a new car still got it now its 17 years old.
 

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