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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Sep 6, 2012.

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  1. 1 sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it?

    A normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in 3 seconds

    [ and you thought 3g was fast ]

    PENIS- turns out its a memory stick!

    No wonder women have to keep reminding us of stuff. we're downloading too much and depleting our memory banks.
     
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  2. Now that was funny
     
  3. You must take in a lot yourself.
     
  4. tumblr_m0y69mCAmN1qf4l3a.gif

    Almost there...
     
  5. So Dale The Snail has slurped more than 1500 times the memory capacity of a Cray XT5 computer.
     
  6. Today or this week?
     
  7. In the last 2 minutes.
     
  8. So AIDS really IS a virus!

    and is that why my local's condom machine has trojans in it?
     
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  9. It's that sort of thinking that will lead you to scramble a squadron of B52's to bomb Russia.
     
  10. Does anyone get a network connection error when plugging into the rear terminal?
     
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  11. And another thing. I dont download any DNA data but i try my best to upload plenty.....you lot must be spending far too much time with Jarrod!
     
  12. A normal ejaculation!
    What the fuck is an abnormal ejaculation?
     
  13. Just as long as it isn't hoovering it back up my cock!
     
  14. Saves on the tissue bill i suppose.
     
  15. I'll have to take your word for it. I'm a Virgin customer.