Did you have a Mascot?

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by wasntme, Jan 4, 2006.

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  1. I remember in the days long gone by at The Apprentice College, Harrogate. They got a Shetland pony as the college mascot. The Sgt they got to look after him used to wear good old ammo boots on parade. Did we laugh when the little sh*t of a mascot ran off down the parade square with his handler sliding along behind him unable to stop....

    You have any similar?
  2. The Argylls Shetland bit the Queen one fine day......Cuachan it was called I think? One of my former female clerks ended up looking after him in Edinburgh mainly coz she was as small as he was and able to ride him....
  3. Hope that was ride - as in a jockey?????
  4. Most places I've ended up AS the mascot.
  5. Nobby........is that you?
  6. Depends who's asking. If that's Paris Hilton coming to suck my plums after I ride her like the filthy b*tch she is, why yes _ I'm Nobby. Or Spartacus, or whoever. Your choice Paris.