Dick tattoos

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Oct 10, 2010.

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  1. If you had to tattoo your member what would you put on it ? ( Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day has already been done ). I'd go for a second eye, winking, and a perky smile. Over to you....
  2. I have Ludo on my mine, when it gets hard it says Llandudno
  3. I'm not sure having any Welsh words on your dick is a good idea........
  4. Flames down the sides, or maybe a dragons head on the bellend.
  5. One guy I knew had the Corps' motto on his helmet... ouch.
  6. Seen a guy with a snake tattoed winding around his leg and then disappearing up his arse and the head tattoed on his dick.
  7. Little dick!
    Mine says GOGO on it and when I get aroused it says Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!
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    Some of them (the teeth, not the windows, exhausts etc). 'Nuff said.
  9. What? You've got a plane on the end of your dick?!
  10. One of my mates has a set of wings and dz flash tattoo'd on his dick
  11. I'd have a larger penis on mine.
  12. Saw a photo of a chap with a ruler on the shaft. I expect when he got older he could claim it was metric and not inches.
  13. I have 'RL' on mine.

    When excited it spells 'RHYL'
  14. kiddies treat. Then loiter around a kindergarten...........................
    And get stoofed in
  15. How about. Insert , this way up! Or a small hand , it always makes my knob look bigger