Dick tattoos

#1
If you had to tattoo your member what would you put on it ? ( Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day has already been done ). I'd go for a second eye, winking, and a perky smile. Over to you....
 
#2
I have Ludo on my mine, when it gets hard it says Llandudno
 
#4
Flames down the sides, or maybe a dragons head on the bellend.
 
#5
One guy I knew had the Corps' motto on his helmet... ouch.
 
#8


Some of them (the teeth, not the windows, exhausts etc). 'Nuff said.
 
#10
One of my mates has a set of wings and dz flash tattoo'd on his dick
 
#12
Saw a photo of a chap with a ruler on the shaft. I expect when he got older he could claim it was metric and not inches.
 
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#14
kiddies treat. Then loiter around a kindergarten...........................
And get stoofed in
 
#15
How about. Insert , this way up! Or a small hand , it always makes my knob look bigger
 
#18
Little dick!
Mine says GOGO on it and when I get aroused it says Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!
Lightweight!

Mine actually says "St Mary's Church (Llanfair) in a hollow (pwll) of white hazel (gwyngyll) near (goger) the swirling whirlpool (y chwyrndrobwll) of the church of St Tysilio (llantysilio) with a red cave ([a]g ogo goch)!"
 
#19
Little dick!
Mine says GOGO on it and when I get aroused it says Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!
Surely it would say Lloch when limp. A Welsh Loch?

Mine says Head. When wood it's Hemel Hempstead.
 

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