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Dick Cheneys gay daughter knocked up. But how?

#1
http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=1815192006

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Mary Cheney, the gay daughter of U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, is pregnant, the vice president's office said on Wednesday.
I deny any involvement and therefore will not accept any responsibilty in raising the child. Unless of course Dick offers me 1,000 shares of Halliburton.
 
#2
Devil_Dog said:
http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=1815192006

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Mary Cheney, the gay daughter of U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, is pregnant, the vice president's office said on Wednesday.
I deny any involvement and therefore will not accept any responsibilty in raising the child. Unless of course Dick offers me 1,000 shares of Halliburton.
You dirty dog, I knew it was you. You all talk the same, and are all in-bred. Forget America, it might as well be Wiltshire!
 
#3
Dale, the resident expert on inbreeding strikes again with another low blow.

Hi sweetie. Long time no see. Still chewing the cud?
 
#6
Hmm....

If it results in a 'shotgun wedding', it may be prudent to decline the invitation.



What?....Yellow Cab for Mr Tilbake?....Yup,..that's me.

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#7
Thankfully it was buy mechanical methods Look at the fore heed on that! and she looks like McCully culkin as well......unless it as wacko Jacko 8O
 
#8
Bretta,

For shame!
Although your choice of transport is bang on, your opinion on the fairer sex is somewhat jaded, I assure you I would lob one up it!
 
#10
What's that got to do with it?! Pulse? Furry axe wound? Result.
 

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#11
This is what comes of the well known lesbian practice of kissing toilet seats.
 
#13
Its all good! oh hang on 9 inch? no sod that, I dont mind the odd finger but 9 inches? thats got to hurt.
 
#15
Is this how it happened

 
#17
devexwarrior said:
This is the season for conception in a non-conventional manner, after all
Are you suggesting the mother of the son of God was actually a lesbian whose daddy started wars he couldn't finish and failed to obey marksmanship principles?

Makes sense...
 
#19
hallveg said:
Bretta,

For shame!
Although your choice of transport is bang on, your opinion on the fairer sex is somewhat jaded, I assure you I would lob one up it!
I cannot get the picture of said munter up on this computer, but rest assured I would, and brag about it afterwards. By the way Hallveg, I haven't seen you for a while. Have you been away throwing a bit of chlorine in the Cheney family gene pool perchance?
 

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