Dianne Abbott......

Not on the BBC website yet. She said it in a Sky interview.
I am distraught - she still had so much to achieve!

The absence of her comedy Twitter feeds will leave the world a poorer place.

Thoughts and prayers etc . . . .
 
I am distraught - she still had so much to achieve!

The absence of her comedy Twitter feeds will leave the world a poorer place.

Thoughts and prayers etc . . . .
She'll have more time to appear on the telly once she no longer has to hold Pritti Patel to account. I look forward to seeing her on every celeb TV show going, but particularly Strictly, just so that someone can crack the two-left-feet joke every episode.
 

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I am distraught - she still had so much to achieve!

The absence of her comedy Twitter feeds will leave the world a poorer place.

Thoughts and prayers etc . . . .
Is it true that, during this parliamentary recess, that workmen are strengthening the back benches?
 
What is the pension these days for an ex MP?
Depends how long the snout has been in the trough.There are some tricky sums to do.Lets hope Dianne has KPMG on hand to help.

Pension arrangements
MPs will normally receive a pension of either 1/40th or 1/50th of their final pensionable salary for each year of pensionable service depending on the contribution rate they will have chosen. Members who made contributions of 13.75% of their salary gain an accrual rate of 1/40th.

Fag packet calculation
33 years in the job.
Salary some 80k
1/50 rate = 52,448 per annum.
 
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philc

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She blames Blair for Labours election defeats, yep all 4 of them. Not Gordon Brown or Corbyn but Blair.
 
If Bo Selecta did a Dianne abbott character - I wonder if it would look like a 'fatter' version of the Trisha one showed here:


I can imagine it would be more like jabba the hutt - but wearing 2 left feet shoes, and would focus on maths and her being an anti-white racist.
 
Depends how long the snout has been in the trough.There are some tricky sums to do.Lets hope Dianne has KPMG on hand to help.

Pension arrangements
MPs will normally receive a pension of either 1/40th or 1/50th of their final pensionable salary for each year of pensionable service depending on the contribution rate they will have chosen. Members who made contributions of 13.75% of their salary gain an accrual rate of 1/40th.

Fag packet calculation
33 years in the job.
Salary some 80k
1/50 rate = 52,448 per annum.
Rather a lot for a socialist , guess a large part of that will be for champagne.
 
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wheel

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The horrible hag is resigning from the Labour front bench. Jumping before being pushed springs to mind.
Nay .... She is acting gallantly , PC correct I believe , to perhaps enable the current but transient , here today gone tomorrow , leader Jeremy Corbyn to join the Shadow Cabinet so his successful style may have continuity .... Jeremy Corbyn keeps door open to shadow cabinet role
 
**** me I think that qualifies as Understatement Of The Century.
Imagine if Richard Burgon got her pregnant (very unlikely I know), the kids would have no chance
 

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