Poor Dear.... can she count?? She would make a good Shadow Chanecellor of he Exchequer. (snigger, snigger) when Comrade corbyn is retired and put out to grass to watch his alloment and knit Yoghurt blankets for homeless socialists and communist in venezela, one of he Great Socialist success stories ever.
This morning I received an email from a delightful African lady (a Doctor, no less) informing me that $10 million was awaiting me in some Nigerian bank account or other. In my haste to get my hands on this loot I inadvertently hit the Phishing Scam button and lost the lot. C'est la vie, but her opening greeting lingers in the memory:
"GOOD-DAY TO YOU. PLEASE I AM SORRY IF I DO BULGE INTO YOUR CONVENIENCE"
Is it possible that the good Doctor and the fragrant Diane are related? I think Jeremy should be told ...