DIANA SPEAKS

#1
A Diana doll has been produced (naturally) in the US.

"The doll talks when a button is pressed on its back, saying: "There's far too much about me in the newspapers, far too much," and "I want to do good things." It will also say: "I don't sit here with resentment. I sit here with sadness.""

Does anyone by chance have any other suggested phrases that she could say?




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...1.xml&sSheet=/portal/2006/01/31/ixportal.html
 
#2
oooooooo James, you're so........Big!
 
#3
Charles are you riding your horse ( camilla ) again?
I hate being in a threesome.
Does this tiara make my bum look big?
The butler did it
I feel sick!
 
#4
Brakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
#6
Hopefully there'll soon be a Di in mourning edition, which will say "Tony Blair, truly the people's Prime Minister".

And I do mean SOON.



Oh wan't the other (or yet another) candidate for Henry's pater one Oliver Hoare ?. To have one whore as a parent is infortunate, to have both is careless.
 
#7
"I say driver have you been drinking?"

"Of course I can get your Dad a passport Dildo, they won't kill me for asking"
:twisted:
 
#9
I went into a tunnel wearing a tiara, and came out wearing a bonnet, does my bum look big in this??
 
#10
"Its ok driver, just a quick one for the road......."
 
#11
Re: "Diana Speaks"

She's been dead how many years? Just when WILL she finally shut her piehole???? :(
 
#12
The US Doll has been programmed to repeat Diana's famous last words: "Put your foot down, we'll lose them in this tunnel!"
 
#13
"James - Please take that cuirass off - its cutting into my ridiculously skinny ribs and hurting my poorly toned, flabby belly"
 
#14
Will, can you introduce me to the rest of the England team?
 
#15
It doesn't speak with Diana's voice, it actually comes through the middle man of uber camp scouse medium Derek Acorah. But for the asian market they will use Derek Pakorah.
 
#16
"You drive like a fecking poof, get your fecking foot down and lose these cnuts or I'll have you fecking charged you tosser"

Or that's what she would have said if she was a proper vehicle commander.

"Driver advance - bollocks Bill get your fecking foot down"
 
#18
pentwyn said:
Diana would probably say leave me alone i had enough
Enough? Enough attention? If everyone in the planet gazed adoringly at that woman for ten minutes, she would not have had enough...
 
#19
In the tone of one of those 70s dolls where you pulled the head up on a string to make 'em talk...

"Let's manIPulate!"
 

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