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Diana report demolishes conspiracy theories

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Random_Task, Dec 11, 2006.

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  1. Random_Task

    Random_Task LE

    Diana report demolishes conspiracy theories
    Daily Telegraph     Link
     
    Random_Task, Dec 11, 2006
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  2. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    And how much did all that cost? If Diana had been pregnant she would have been slipped a Mickey Finn, trip to the loo, job done. Admittedly they would have offed Dodi, but I guess that's what would happen to ex arms dealers come Grocer's that get above their station...

    ...mind you it never stopped Maggie.
     
    Nehustan, Dec 11, 2006
    #2
  3. seanbean

    seanbean LE

    Sadly, conspiracy theorists never give in/go away. They would argue, for example, the MPO investigation itself was a "conspiracy"!
     
    seanbean, Dec 11, 2006
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  4. OldRedCap

    OldRedCap LE

    I feel a lot of yawning coming on
     
    OldRedCap, Dec 11, 2006
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  5. Cuddles

    Cuddles LE

    For pity's sake. Thousands die in car crashes every day. Many are young-ish mothers of two. Some have been divorced from eminent spouses. Move on!

    As for the conspiracy theorists - what possible political or indeed constitutional aim were these mysterious confederates pursuing in assassinating the ex-Mrs Wales and the Kensington Grocer's Boy?
     
    Cuddles, Dec 11, 2006
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  6. Malteser

    Malteser Old-Salt

    He is just off on one because he has been refused Citizenship.
     
    Malteser, Dec 11, 2006
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  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I particularly like Andrew Pierce's correct use of the corner shop owner's surname.

    The Gyppo added the prefix 'al' (or 'el') to his name out of pure snobbishness.
    It supposedly signifies a noble bloodline, in a similar manner to the Boxhead 'von.'

    No wonder he wanted his boy to get into the royal family.
     
    Cutaway, Dec 11, 2006
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  8. drain_sniffer

    drain_sniffer LE

    Will the Daily Express finally now give up and move onto something else?
     
    drain_sniffer, Dec 11, 2006
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  9. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Not a chance, see Seanbean's post above.
     
    Cutaway, Dec 11, 2006
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  10. Ex_ex

    Ex_ex War Hero

    If people don't believe this one they should get Lord Hutton to do another.
     
    Ex_ex, Dec 11, 2006
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  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    The Kremlin issued a statement this morning saying the Mercedes couldnt possibly have originated in Russia and that no FSB agents will be interrogated.
     
    TheIronDuke, Dec 11, 2006
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  12. Pantsoff

    Pantsoff War Hero

    Personally she did us all a favour. We were on a really crap exercise when she was burried and the system gave us a couple of hours off to listen to the service. You can imagine the zzzzzzz's coming from the hbr area!
     
    Pantsoff, Dec 11, 2006
    #12
  13. bobath

    bobath LE

    Its not an official conspiracy untill its been officially denied.

    I'm off to get more shares in Bacofoil.
     
    bobath, Dec 11, 2006
    #13
  14. Awol

    Awol LE

    An assassination is so much simpler when the driver of the car is drunk... :)
     
    Awol, Dec 11, 2006
    #14
  16. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    You mean it wasn’t a CIA inspired plot utilising controlled demolition in the tunnel, holographic images, cut brake cables and a shady Neo-Con cabal answerable only to Bush and/or the Royal Family?

    Frenchperson will be gutted.
     
    Sixty, Dec 11, 2006
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