Diana report demolishes conspiracy theories

[Random_Task]

Diana report demolishes conspiracy theories
Daily Telegraph Link

The long-awaited report into the death of Diana, Princess of Wales has systematically demolished every conspiracy theory surrounding the crash, concluding that it was an accident caused by the driver who was drunk and driving too fast when he lost control of the car.

The result of the two-year Operation Paget investigation by Lord Stevens, the former Metropolitan Police Commissioner, which will be published on Thursday, is a devastating rebuff to Mohammed Fayed, whose son Dodi died in the crash.

The 400-page report takes apart Mr Fayed's claim that the British secret service murdered the princess because she was pregnant with Dodi's child. Henri Paul, the chauffeur, while not "blind drunk" was more than three times over the French drink-drive limit, had traces of tranquilliser drugs in his body, and was driving at up to 100 mph.

Metropolitan Police officers used advanced computer technology to reconstruct the crash scene and examined the Mercedes in painstaking detail. The team took new forensic tests on tiny droplets of the princess's blood from the back seat of the car which were found not to have the hormone levels of a pregnant woman.

 

[Nehustan]

And how much did all that cost? If Diana had been pregnant she would have been slipped a Mickey Finn, trip to the loo, job done. Admittedly they would have offed Dodi, but I guess that's what would happen to ex arms dealers come Grocer's that get above their station...

...mind you it never stopped Maggie.

 

[seanbean]

Sadly, conspiracy theorists never give in/go away. They would argue, for example, the MPO investigation itself was a "conspiracy"!

 

[OldRedCap]

I feel a lot of yawning coming on

 

[Cuddles]

For pity's sake. Thousands die in car crashes every day. Many are young-ish mothers of two. Some have been divorced from eminent spouses. Move on!

As for the conspiracy theorists - what possible political or indeed constitutional aim were these mysterious confederates pursuing in assassinating the ex-Mrs Wales and the Kensington Grocer's Boy?

 

[Malteser]

He is just off on one because he has been refused Citizenship.

 

[Cutaway]

I particularly like Andrew Pierce's correct use of the corner shop owner's surname.

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The result of the two-year Operation Paget investigation by Lord Stevens, the former Metropolitan Police Commissioner, which will be published on Thursday, is a devastating rebuff to Mohammed Fayed, whose son Dodi died in the crash.

The Gyppo added the prefix 'al' (or 'el') to his name out of pure snobbishness.
It supposedly signifies a noble bloodline, in a similar manner to the Boxhead 'von.'

No wonder he wanted his boy to get into the royal family.

 

[drain_sniffer]

Will the Daily Express finally now give up and move onto something else?

 

[Cutaway]

Not a chance, see Seanbean's post above.

 

[Ex_ex]

If people don't believe this one they should get Lord Hutton to do another.

 

[TheIronDuke]

The Kremlin issued a statement this morning saying the Mercedes couldnt possibly have originated in Russia and that no FSB agents will be interrogated.

 

[Pantsoff]

Personally she did us all a favour. We were on a really crap exercise when she was burried and the system gave us a couple of hours off to listen to the service. You can imagine the zzzzzzz's coming from the hbr area!

 

[bobath]

Its not an official conspiracy untill its been officially denied.

I'm off to get more shares in Bacofoil.

 

[Awol]

An assassination is so much simpler when the driver of the car is drunk...

 

[Sixty]

You mean it wasn’t a CIA inspired plot utilising controlled demolition in the tunnel, holographic images, cut brake cables and a shady Neo-Con cabal answerable only to Bush and/or the Royal Family?

Frenchperson will be gutted.

 

[FEASG]

Four people in the car, one puts his seat belt on and survives a hundred Mph crash. QED

 

[Cuddles]

Personally she did us all a favour. We were on a really crap exercise when she was burried and the system gave us a couple of hours off to listen to the service. You can imagine the zzzzzzz's coming from the hbr area!

We were at the Farnborough Defence Show press day and they closed the fecking bars as a mark of respect! No booze and no journos either, because they were all scouring any place with a slight connection looking for smut, scandal and conspiracy...

 

[Cuddles]

You mean it wasn’t a CIA inspired plot utilising controlled demolition in the tunnel, holographic images, cut brake cables and a shady Neo-Con cabal answerable only to Bush and/or the Royal Family?

Frenchperson will be gutted.

I know english is a diifcult language and our verb forms complex..that sentence ought to have read "Frenchperson should be gutted"...no harm done!

 

[gentlman]

Murder or accident,conspiracy or badluck...We'll never know.

We lost the truth at the same moment we lost Diana...RIP princess and Dodi too,may your union gather in heaven .

 

[Cutaway]

Murder or accident,conspiracy or badluck...We'll never know.

We lost the truth at the same moment we lost Diana...RIP princess and Dodi too,may your union gather in heaven .

Cnut.