DGMC - what do you think these letters really stand for?

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  1. Ah The Illustrious Dept that is supposed to be looking after the media affairs of the MoD. Now, given their poor performance to date, and their unstinting ability to leap from Frying Pan to Fire and in doing so ensuring National Embarassment at the most inopportune time - what do you think DGMC really stands for.

    Answer on a postcard :- here's a few for starters

    Dear God Macdowalls Crap

    Daren't Get Media Credibility

    Delivering Gash Media Constantly

    Denying Good Men Careers

    Doesn't Get Much Cushier

  2. Damn Gay Mincing Civvies

    Do Generals Masturbate Continuously?

    Does Gordon Menace Children?
  3. Don't Get Much Crappier
    Done Great Misleading Circular
    Do Good Making Censorship
    DIN Getting Media Coverage (for once!)
  4. DIN Gags Military Comment
  5. Don't Get Me Cross?
  6. Dirty Great Monkey C*ck.

    Don't Give Me Chlamydia.

    Do Gooding Misguided Civvies
  7. Trust the legal beagle to go gay early... <LOL>

    Nice one Legal.... :cheers:
  8. LOL - I just googled the letters, it's the first site to come up... :D
  9. Dozy Gits Making Chaos :roll: This is the point where decorum disappeared...

    Dong Gobble Makes Cum :wink:

    Don't Grate My C0ck 8O

    And with that "odious" link in mind, (LE, you're a complete arssehole! :lol: :lol: :p :roll: )............................

    Don't Grab Much Cnut :(
  10. Dirty Great Money Consumer

    Drivel Getting Marketed Constantly

    Delivering Gibberish Multimedia Content

    Dangerous Grey Moron Corps

    Daily Gross Maladministration Centre

    Daknotweeds Getting Mepropellersinda Clyde
  11. Bunch of Stalinist Cúnts Who Will be First Against the Wall.

    OK, doesn't really fit, but in a just and perfect world it would do.
  12. Depertment of Government Media Clowns?
  13. Department for Gay Masturbation Clubs
  14. DeGenerate Myopic Clowns

    Defending Generally Maladminstered Causes

    Denying Gallant Mistreated Casualties