Devon Style? Man sentenced for sex act on horse

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  1. BBC News - Man sentenced for sex act on horse at Devon stables

    A man was caught on a covert infra-red camera performing a sex act on a horse at a stable in Devon.

    Derek Woods was caught when he triggered alarms at the stable which had been set up by police after they were alerted by the animal's owner.

    Woods, 26 and originally from Glasgow, admitted charges of animal cruelty and one of committing a sex act on a horse.

    Sentencing him to a supervision order, the judge said Woods had acted in a deviant and depraved way.

    Police were first alerted by the horse's owner in December 2009 when she found Woods asleep in a barn.

    'Isolated' man
    Fake CCTV cameras and a loud alarm were installed in an attempt to keep him away but they were unsuccessful and the owner noticed injuries to the horse in February 2010.

    Det Con Darren Campbell said covert surveillance was then used.

    "The alarm sensors were taken apart, camouflaged and fixed to the stable door and a tiny covert camera and infra-red lamp set up inside with the recording equipment hidden in a nearby tack room," he said.

    Woods, of Alphington Road, Exeter, was caught in August 2010 when he activated the alarm and camera.

    Defence counsel Nigel Wraith said: "Woods is unable or unwilling to talk about the reasons behind his offending, it is difficult for anybody to fathom out what the reasons would be.

    "He feels complete and utter shame at the position he finds himself in and is embarrassed beyond words."

    His barrister described him as an "isolated" man with a drink problem.

    In addition to the 24-month supervision order, Woods ordered to undergo treatment for alcohol dependency.

    He was also banned from going within a one-mile radius of the horse owner's stables and fields.
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  2. Is it on Youtube yet?
  3. I thought this type of perverted action was restricted to the hilly areas of Shropshire!
  4. I hope he performed "Safe Sex" with an over coat, And gave the orse some oats after.
  5. overopensights

    overopensights LE Book Reviewer

    Has the horse made an official complaint? perhaps... neigh!
  6. ****! Animal porn is real... Thought it was a rumour! Damn... Dad from Scotland, I'm living in Devon! O no!
  7. He has a drink problem and likes horses...
    He clearly missed his vocation in life by failing to to join the Household Cavalry or Kings Troop RHA. He'd have enjoyed the best of both worlds, and acting in a 'deviant and depraved way' would have made him nothing worse than minor regimental character.
  8. Injured the horse!

    Bloody hell, well endowed or what?
  9. So that's what they mean by horseplay. Brings a different meaning to giddup trigger.
  10. No basis for a stable relationship.
  11. A vet friend of mine was telling me the last time I saw him that because of their powerful suck calves are a popular companion for the more isolated and lonely of farmers... I personally don't see the allure of animals - especially when the wonders of teledildonics are now available... RealTouch: Teledildonics As Designed By Former NASA Engineer (NSFW)
  12. This is totally unfair the man caught ******* a goat went to prison.