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Devil Finds Work For Idle Hands....

#1
Come with me, ladies and gentlemen, to the varitable Buckle in the American Bible Belt and this cautionary tale of youthful indiscretion....

Seems that a young girl, age 12, attempted to disguise that fact that she had received an ass and other parts whuppin' from her peers for cheating at a popular game amongst the 12 to 14 set.

While the parents were, naturally, distraught at the severeity of the discipline meeted out for her flaunting the rules, they were more than a little shocked to find out just what the game was at which she was caught disregarding fair play.

Apparently, in a variation on the old " Spin the Bottle ", the lads and lassies would gather at a pre-arranged time and place. The girls would sit in a circle facing out and draw the names of the boys from a hat. The lads would then stand in front of their' partners' and drop their trousers.. An eggtimer was set to buzz and when it went off, the ladies were tasked to make the young lads do the - er -same...First one to complete their assignment wins.. Manual Dexterity Only - strict adherence .etc. etc...

Well, our victim had aroused the curiosity and ire of her compatriots by racking up an impressive string of consecutive victories, despite having various 'partners' ..

Closer inspection revealed that she wore an ornate ring which had surprisingly two fine filament wires running from it to a couple of AA batteries in her pocket... This home made ' Joy Buzzer " gave the lads some extra ' incentive '.

the community is in an uproar, parents are praying over the kids with a passion, and the local pastor is hiding in the rectory, as it was his daughter who ' bent the rules '....

got to love it...
 

Cutaway

LE
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#7
fas_et_gloria said:
Nutstrangler said:
Have you got her Address? :twisted: :twisted:
Aged 12? You'd better hope that those nice FBI men don't know where you live, and that you've never been in the navy...
Fas, remember the doris is a septic.
By the time she works out there is a world outside the US is she'll be drawing her pension.
But with luck she might have Parkinson's by then too. :lol:
 
#10
Before he was shouted down by angry parents, one of the more' lalouche' invesitgative journalists asked why the girls didn't -- um -- orally assist their' teammates'..

One girl.. replied.

EWWWW..they're boys!!.. No one knows when they last had a bath...
 
#11
Cutaway said:
fas_et_gloria said:
Nutstrangler said:
Have you got her Address? :twisted: :twisted:
Aged 12? You'd better hope that those nice FBI men don't know where you live, and that you've never been in the navy...
Fas, remember the doris is a septic.
By the time she works out there is a world outside the US is she'll be drawing her pension.
But with luck she might have Parkinson's by then too. :lol:
I was thinking about Commandant Gib rather than the dangers posed by junior septics...
 

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