Detox ideas for January

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wench3000, Dec 14, 2007.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. After having spent the whole of December getting trollied and eating curries, many will be filled with self loathing once the festivities have ended and realise they resemble tubs of lard.

    This website will enable people to shed the pounds without breaking the bank through inventive and delicious recipes!
  2. best tip - go on op tour, don't wash ur hands, get the sh*ts and hey presto instant weight loss. saves even more money
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Recipies shmecipies. Be a man. Face January with a smile.*Clicky*

    Mod edit: may not be safe for work..or weak stomachs
  4. Jesus 'H' Muthafuckin' Christ..........!!

    What the PHUCK is that site all about....??
  5. yeh a bit sic but hey people do that
  6. well well well. I have now seen it all. I am truly gobsmaked. I think i shall now go and practise colonic irrigation with a syringe and a flexible tube and see what comes out. Wait out.
  7. STOP. wait until i am out the office. the lager is in the glass for when you have emptied the bowel.
  8. How the fcuk did you find that :?

    No Idon't think I really want to know the answer to that :pukel: :puker:
  9. Holy Caracas!!

    I'm SO glad I was eating when I clicked on that - cheers Duke. :roll:
  10. Excuse me whilst I change my trousers
  11. but then again if I'd just managed to sh1t a 12ft log I would have to take a photo of it
  12. Compo anaconda - Jeezus :x :crying:
  13. Arrse should have its own colon cleansing kit Sh+t phot comp
  14. OK, so how many site members are planning to buy it, try it, and post pics? :D