Detergent

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by AAGF, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. So they came up with a new detergent and to demonstrate how easy to use and efficient, they set up a washtub in the local shopping centre and called for volunteers to have their underwear washed.

    Up steps a husky policewoman at the end of her 8 hour shift

    "Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub

    Up to the light - lovely and bright

    Up to the nose - fresh as a rose!"

    And the crowd applauds.

    Next, a burly female truck driver, after 10 hours behind the wheel:

    "Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub

    Up to the light - lovely and bright

    Up to the nose - fresh as a rose!"

    And the crowd goes wild.

    Up steps a certain female ARRSE member:

    "Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub

    Up to the light - lovely and bright

    Up to the nose - ...

    "Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub" ...