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So they came up with a new detergent and to demonstrate how easy to use and efficient, they set up a washtub in the local shopping centre and called for volunteers to have their underwear washed.
Up steps a husky policewoman at the end of her 8 hour shift
"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub
Up to the light - lovely and bright
Up to the nose - fresh as a rose!"
And the crowd applauds.
Next, a burly female truck driver, after 10 hours behind the wheel:
"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub
Up to the light - lovely and bright
Up to the nose - fresh as a rose!"
And the crowd goes wild.
Up steps a certain female ARRSE member:
"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub
Up to the light - lovely and bright
Up to the nose - ...
"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub" ...
Up steps a husky policewoman at the end of her 8 hour shift
"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub
Up to the light - lovely and bright
Up to the nose - fresh as a rose!"
And the crowd applauds.
Next, a burly female truck driver, after 10 hours behind the wheel:
"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub
Up to the light - lovely and bright
Up to the nose - fresh as a rose!"
And the crowd goes wild.
Up steps a certain female ARRSE member:
"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub
Up to the light - lovely and bright
Up to the nose - ...
"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub" ...