Detergent

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So they came up with a new detergent and to demonstrate how easy to use and efficient, they set up a washtub in the local shopping centre and called for volunteers to have their underwear washed.

Up steps a husky policewoman at the end of her 8 hour shift

"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub

Up to the light - lovely and bright

Up to the nose - fresh as a rose!"

And the crowd applauds.

Next, a burly female truck driver, after 10 hours behind the wheel:

"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub

Up to the light - lovely and bright

Up to the nose - fresh as a rose!"

And the crowd goes wild.

Up steps a certain female ARRSE member:

"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub

Up to the light - lovely and bright

Up to the nose - ...

"Into the tub - scrub-a-dub-dub" ...
 

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