despicable crime

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by uk_numpty, Nov 10, 2009.

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  1. The young couple who stole a Poppy Appeal collection tin... by hiding it in their baby's pram

    Read more: Here
  2. Taken out and shot!
  3. lovely people!! :evil:
  4. Ding ding - Tickets please!!
  5. I say... That's just not cricket, is it?
  6. Link on the page to this story is good though...


    A plaster on her head... Shocking.
  7. i thought the bus had run out of fuel next to a shell garage so we couldnt fill her up and as the nearest after that is Asda!! we are fooked!! :)
  8. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Ill have a return ticket to Outrage town please.
  9. What do you reckon? Hanging too good for them? :wink:
  10. :lol:

    Yeah I think Mike Golden got two plasters on his head which led to him being invalided out of the army
  11. Who let you back in here?
  12. Basted in their own shite and roasted slowly over an open fire :evil:
  13. Can I have a student all day ticket please
  14. Don't be mean, he won't be a student forever.