designer vagina

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by H_M_ARRSE, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. 7 men of good design, made a pussy so divine.

    1st a butcher full of wit, used a knife and made a slit.
    2nd a carpenter big and bold, used a drill to bore a hole.
    3rd a tailor tall and thin used a red velvet to line it in.
    4th a hunter short and stout, used fox fur to line it out.
    5th a fisherman as nasty as hell, through in a fish and gave it a smell. 6th a vicar by the name of McGee, felt it and blessed, and said it could pee.
    7th a Brummie, a rowdy old runt, sucked it and fcuked it and called it a ****!