Design your own terrorist

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by scrofula, Nov 29, 2008.

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  1. Personally I'd go for a Woolworths beach towel arrogantly twisted round the head, held together with one of those schoolboys elastic belts with a horizontal "s" which were pop when I was a kid. clutching a plastic 1.5 litre bottle displaying the words "Frosty JacK" and containing talcum powder which his fellow freedom fighter had told him was de-jellied semtex.
  2. I always fancied that Lalya Kalhid who nicked a BOAC VC10 back in the 70s death by sh***** would have been the sentence
  3. Edit: Bugger, Didnt work

  4. One of the coleens was worth a go if you were perverse, but wasn't my ideal of a female terrorist. Which is : a nubile moderately largely broad in the upper regions but rather tight in the lower. inclined to be tearful when questioned by security and willing to be taken into a room with plush furnishings,soft but rythmic music and plentiful supplies of romance juice.
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I win! :D

  6. Always fancied sweet, cuddly , Ulrike myself.
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    No self respecting terrorist should be without his AK however I much prefer the dead variety
  8. The bird that never left Gibraltar

    was quiet cute