Desert Island ten books

Discussion in 'The Book Club' started by Osama Bin Drinkin, Sep 12, 2011.

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  1. Your deserted on a desert Island, your too lazy to build a raft and you have grown accustomed to the whores of mermaids that reside on your little island. You luckily packed your ten book of choice before the ship wrecked and killed everyone but you.

    What books did you take?

    My list.

    1 Crime and punishment
    2 Origin of species
    3 young stalin
    4 bury my heart at wounded knee
    5 gangster
    6 the god delusion
    7 war horse
    8 the sicillian
    9 why i fight
    10 High intensity training
     
  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    1. Porn
    2. Porn
    3. Porn
    4. Porn
    5. Porn
    6. Porn
    7. Porn
    8. Porn
    9. Porn
    10. Bible
     
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  3. The entire Flashman collection, errr...bugger, that's 13 not 10.
     
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  4. Good idea, need something to start fires with after all!
     
  5. I will allow abridged versions, so your ok fella.
     
  6. If you're playing the game properly you get the Bible anyway, which frees up a spot for another of your choices. What will it be?

    P.S. And a luxury item.
     
  7. Oi you cheeky bastard, go implement your own game and rules elsewhere, what a ******* liberty.
     
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  8. We all know blow up doll is the answer, sex slave that can double up as a lilo, get in!
     
  9. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Koran?
     
  10. You sir have a brass cheek! Plagiarism is an ugly word...

    [​IMG]

    suggest you refer any rules queries to this bloke? :wink:
     
  11. 1.How Dear Is Life
    2.A Fox Under My Cloak
    3.The Golden Virgin
    4.Love and the Loveless
    5.A Test to Destruction
    6.Catch 22
    7.The Diceman
    8.Martin Middlebrook's Somme
    9.Forgotten Victory
    10.Mud Blood and Poppycock

    My luxury item would be a fridge full of lager.
     
  12. Agreed. ******* Roy Plomley Walts...
     
  13. OK, but it might leave you short of Porn...
     
  14. In no particular order:

    1. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
    2. The Death of Grass - John Christopher
    3. Hangover Square - Patrick Hamilton
    4. The Day of The Jackal - Fred Forsyth
    5. Stalingrad - Anthony Beevor
    6. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
    7. Welcome to the Monkeyhouse - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    8. The Martian Chronicles - Ray Bradbury
    9. The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
    10. Rags to Richie: The shane Richie Story
     
  15. The Illearth War - Stephen R Donaldson
    Bury my Heart at Wounded -Knee Dee Brown
    Puckoon - Spike Milligan
    Childhoods End - Arthur C Clarke
    The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
    Bravo Two Zero - Andy McNabb -for kindling!
    When the Lion Feeds - Wilbur Smith - trilogy
    The Virgin Soldiers - Leslie Thomas