Desert Island ten books

Your deserted on a desert Island, your too lazy to build a raft and you have grown accustomed to the whores of mermaids that reside on your little island. You luckily packed your ten book of choice before the ship wrecked and killed everyone but you.

What books did you take?

My list.

1 Crime and punishment
2 Origin of species
3 young stalin
4 bury my heart at wounded knee
5 gangster
6 the god delusion
7 war horse
8 the sicillian
9 why i fight
10 High intensity training


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1. Porn
2. Porn
3. Porn
4. Porn
5. Porn
6. Porn
7. Porn
8. Porn
9. Porn
10. Bible


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If you're playing the game properly you get the Bible anyway, which frees up a spot for another of your choices. What will it be?

P.S. And a luxury item.
Oi you cheeky bastard, go implement your own game and rules elsewhere, what a ******* liberty.
You sir have a brass cheek! Plagiarism is an ugly word...

suggest you refer any rules queries to this bloke? :wink:
1.How Dear Is Life
2.A Fox Under My Cloak
3.The Golden Virgin
4.Love and the Loveless
5.A Test to Destruction
6.Catch 22
7.The Diceman
8.Martin Middlebrook's Somme
9.Forgotten Victory
10.Mud Blood and Poppycock

My luxury item would be a fridge full of lager.
In no particular order:

1. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
2. The Death of Grass - John Christopher
3. Hangover Square - Patrick Hamilton
4. The Day of The Jackal - Fred Forsyth
5. Stalingrad - Anthony Beevor
6. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
7. Welcome to the Monkeyhouse - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
8. The Martian Chronicles - Ray Bradbury
9. The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
10. Rags to Richie: The shane Richie Story
The Illearth War - Stephen R Donaldson
Bury my Heart at Wounded -Knee Dee Brown
Puckoon - Spike Milligan
Childhoods End - Arthur C Clarke
The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Bravo Two Zero - Andy McNabb -for kindling!
When the Lion Feeds - Wilbur Smith - trilogy
The Virgin Soldiers - Leslie Thomas
In no particular order:-

1. Jules Verne - the collected works.
2. Sironia Texas
3. Samuel Pepys Diaries
4. Excession
5. Dune
6. Dirk Bogarde - The complete autobiography
7. Don Quixote
8. The Odyssey
9. Slaughterhouse Five
10. The Arabian Nights
In no particular order:-

Chickenhawk - Robert Mason
The Rifles - Mark Urban
Puckoon - Spike Milligan
The Heroes - Joe Abercrombie
Harold The King - Helen Hollick
Azincourt - Bernard Cornwall
Washing of The Spears - Donald R Morris
Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify (Dilbert) - Scott Adams
1000 years of annoying the French - Stephen Clarke
The Last Flannelled Fool: My small part in English cricket's demise and its large part in mine - Michael Simkins
Surely you mean the fact comedy dave knows it exists makes you want to slit his?? Using a knife cunningly fashioned from Shane Ritchie's skeleton?
10. Rags to Richie: The shane Richie Story....surely some mistake, he can't write can he?
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