1. Viggo Mortenson/POD (at least he'd stop me getting too comfortable... )
2. Complete works of Laurens van der Post
3. Sudocream (haven't found anything it hasn't cured yet.....)
4. Magic Guinness fountain
5. My rather battered edition of the Kama Sutra
1. The new David Gray CD and a CD player (to play it on).
2. 7.62 SLR and ammo.
3. Endless supply of Carlsberg (possibly the best lager in the world?).
4. A train set and batteries.
5. Endless supply of Andrex.
What the fcuk is that all about are you some Tommy Walsh?Alan FUKCIN Titchmarsh luvvin Mr Muscle "PIPE CLEANING" NICK fLAMMING fALDO SCHWANNGER WHAT THE FCUK ARE YOU ON I want some!!! (Wriggles up the butt ............I get it!!!!!) Fukcin HOM.