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Desert Island essentials?

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  1. Swagger

    Swagger Clanker

    There are a lot of top fives floating around at the moment. So what are your Desert Island top five essentials.

    A decent hooker
    Endless beer
    Endless smokes (both kinds)
    A KFC outlet
    A sh*t load of gats
     
    Swagger, Mar 9, 2003
    #1
  2. Prodigal

    Prodigal LE

    1. Viggo Mortenson/POD (at least he'd stop me getting too comfortable... ;))
    2. Complete works of Laurens van der Post
    3. Sudocream (haven't found anything it hasn't cured yet.....)
    4. Magic Guinness fountain
    5. My rather battered edition of the Kama Sutra
     
    Prodigal, Mar 9, 2003
    #2
  3. PartTimePongo

    PartTimePongo LE

    1. The entire EC yellow handbag mountain
    2. Everything by the Art of Noise
    3. Computer broadband connected and MOHAA
    4. Joely Richardson
    5. Everything written by George MacDonald Fraser
     
    PartTimePongo, Mar 10, 2003
    #3
  4. B_int

    B_int Swinger

    1. Chris Ryan
    2. Sunhat
    3. Suncream
    4. Sunglasses
    5. Chocolate
     
    B_int, Mar 10, 2003
    #4
  5. Dzerzhinskiey

    Dzerzhinskiey War Hero

    1. A knife

    2. My Reef and Counting Crows CD's (oh and James        
    Taylors Greatest hits 1972)

    3. A rugby ball

    4. A never ending bottle of John Daniels

    5. A bottomless pot of my mum's chilli (she adds baked beans-wonderful!!)
     
    Dzerzhinskiey, Mar 10, 2003
    #5
  6. error_unknown

    error_unknown

    1.  Fags
    2.  Fags
    3.  Fags
    4.  Extra fags
    5.  Lighter.
     
    error_unknown, Mar 10, 2003
    #6
  7. Gunny Highway

    Gunny Highway LE

    1.  The new David Gray CD and a CD player (to play it on).
    2.  7.62 SLR and ammo.
    3.  Endless supply of Carlsberg (possibly the best lager in the world?).
    4.  A train set and batteries.
    5.  Endless supply of Andrex.
     
    Gunny Highway, Mar 10, 2003
    #7
  8. Pile

    Pile Old-Salt

    1. sh*t loads of guns
    2. endless beer tap
    3. My rugby club (incl bar)
    4. plenty of tom clancy books
    5. the Minouge sisters.
     
    Pile, Mar 10, 2003
    #8
  9. Beltfed_Wombat

    Beltfed_Wombat Swinger

    A decent knocking shop

    A load of shooters .  (in case the Beaatches don't do anal)

    Guinness. (endless supply) (Not very original, I know)

    A decent fluffer in case I drink too much Guinness in the Knocking shop.

    A good kebab shop that I can smash up after leaving the Knocking shop at 4 am.
     
    Beltfed_Wombat, Mar 10, 2003
    #9
  10. Dzerzhinskiey

    Dzerzhinskiey War Hero

    Lippy my dear,

    Only close friends of Jack get to call him John and we go  back a long way.

    :)  :)  :)
     
    Dzerzhinskiey, Mar 10, 2003
    #10
  11. Gunny Highway

    Gunny Highway LE

    1.  Cement mixer
    2.  Assorted garden furniture
    3.  Pipe cleaners
    4.  Packet of chewing gum
    5.  A golf ball
     
    Gunny Highway, Mar 10, 2003
    #11
  12. Prodigal

    Prodigal LE

    Que??!!!!  Please explain!!

    Hey, and what's this  "show me a woman etc etc" about??! :eek:
     
    Prodigal, Mar 10, 2003
    #12
  13. Gunny Highway

    Gunny Highway LE

    You wouldn't understand Prod'.

    And the title is for all those 20st male builders masquerading as women on this site.
     
    Gunny Highway, Mar 10, 2003
    #13
  14. Mighty_doh_nut

    Mighty_doh_nut LE

    I can vouch for Prod being female.

    Just!
    ;D ;D ;D
     
    Mighty_doh_nut, Mar 10, 2003
    #14
  16. Swagger

    Swagger Clanker

    What the fcuk is that all about are you some Tommy Walsh?Alan FUKCIN Titchmarsh luvvin Mr Muscle "PIPE CLEANING" NICK fLAMMING fALDO SCHWANNGER  WHAT THE FCUK ARE YOU ON  I want some!!! (Wriggles up the butt ............I get it!!!!!) Fukcin HOM.
     
    Swagger, Mar 10, 2003
    #15
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