Ok, look up, listen in. Here's the format, don't know if it's been done before, no doubt Jarrod will be on my case if it has... You're stranded on a desert island, maybe for the rest of your life, all the people you love and value in life are at home, wondering where the fuck you got to. A genie appears, and asks you which 3 Arrseholes you'd like to spend the rest of your days with, or at least until you get rescued, if you do. So, I want you all to pick 3 Arrsers, and state why you'd have them as your Desert Island Dick. For instance: 1. Pig Gunner - A good bloke with a relaxed outlook on life, seems chilled and humorous, and probably a bloody good bloke to have around. 2. Supermatelot - Seems to have some level headed viewpoints on life, and I doubt he'd drive me to murder, like many other cunts on here would. 3. Porridge Gun - Don't know much about the chap, but he seems on the level, speaks his mind, and would be good for some fireside banter and naked wrestling. Get the idea? Ok, now for the tricky bit... You also have to vote for one person who you'd bury at sea: This is the person you'd murder as they swam ashore after the shipwreck by bludgeoning their head with a piece of deck timber, from the wreckage. Example: Zero Over - An utter throbber, full of his own self importance and Daily Mail sensibility. Annoying at the best of times, and a total twat the remainder. Lets's see what you got?