Desert Island D!cks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by lumpy2, Jan 19, 2013.

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  1. So if you were stranded on a desert island, which 3 Arrsers would you choose to be stuck with, and why?

    (PS. I knew this thread was a bad idea, but some big boys made me do it)
  2. Jarrod, obviously. To look after our general health and to ensure we were always alert...
    Iron Duke, to entertain us with his tales of trains, and Deltics in particular. Can't wait.
    Fat Cav, to maintain all our appliances to ensure we look our best at all times.

    A selection of 'Now that's what I call music' CDs.
    A bundle of Forum or Penthouse from the Seventies.

    And my luxury, The Snail, to keep house.
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  3. Quite. If he asks you to help him look for the buried treasure, just say no. ;-)
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  4. I get the feeling that Jarrod will get a lot of votes on this one.
  5. Yes, you know him as well.
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  6. Anyway, Jarrod for his scintillating wit and humour, Ugly to make the sausages and Tango-Lima to do the porridge (sugar no salt please). Luxury item: self-filling beer barrel. Music: Rolling Stones
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  7. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    The Snail for obvious reasons - to keep "equipment" from rusting...
    Grey_Mafia to keep control and to mother me.
    Jarrod for humour, recipes for muffins, filth and innuendo and generally being likeable and good at hissy-fits.

    I'd also accept steven seagull, DieHard, Dingerr and Auld_Yin as illegal immigrants as long as they bring some beers.
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  8. To look after our general health and to ensure we were always alert...

    Aye the country needs more lerts
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  9. I presume Ugly would also trap/snare and despatch the sausages first :)
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  10. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    jarrod would be one of the worst people to take - besides him playing where;s the soap all the time he cant cope with knackered washing machine so whats he going to do on a desert island and with sluggy of all people. besides the fact that she will burn like a crisp and not get up till tea time.

    Grey mafia could at least do her bounty girl bit once she's slimmed down.
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  11. I'm pretty sure that Ugly is a sausage expert par excellence and can do anything with them.
  12. Tropper 'cos' he knows and can do everything/anything

    Fair maid of perth 'cos' hearsay has it she's a looker,

    The snail as the reserve 'team'...
  13. Mrs Mac obviously

    Sluggy so we have something to burn if it gets cold. Not burn her of course, but seeing as her blood is about 98 percent proof then putting a wick in a small bowl of it should be effective.

    And Jarrod, because every group on holibobs needs a cooking/brews bitch


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  14. Mrs Mac cos she dresses me.

    Mrs Markintime cos she dresses me.

    Zulu6 cos he brings nice biscuits.
  15. But Mrs Markintime isn't an Arrser .... she would be your luxury :)

    So you've still got one more pick.