DES 4

#1
I've applied "lean" principles to DES 3 and removed all the useless crud that adds absolutely nothing to actual production, to carry on the theme I've decided to call it simply DES 4.

DES 4

1. Inspect and maintain stuff.
2. Repair things that get broke.
3. Recover things that get stuck and broke.

This is only the draft copy so feel free to add any thing you feel is missing....... :D
 
#5
lacrabat said:
I've applied "lean" principles to DES 3 and removed all the useless crud that adds absolutely nothing to actual production, to carry on the theme I've decided to call it simply DES 4.

DES 4

1. Inspect and maintain stuff.
2. Repair things that get broke.

This is only the draft copy so feel free to add any thing you feel is missing....... :D
I think you've got it all covered there!

Should save a lot of A4. Although as everything needs to be Online now, perhaps we could save people looking it up and printing 'Uncontrolled Copies' we could just set it as desktop wallpaper! :D
 
#9
Well done mate, you've just managed to give me a coronary when I took the title seriously.

Ah well, my own fault, I suppose. I should know not take take anything with DES in the title seriously.

By the way, you've left out the essential "4: Ensure that REME Bns are large enough to retain Lt Col CO posts and fcuk what first line needs". After all that's what REME's for isn't it?
 
#11
Is it f*cked?

Yes

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Fix it.
 
#13
Brilliant....... :D

That's taking pride of place on my EC notice board, someone might look at it then......
 
#15
buryfc66 said:
Love it, now emailed to work and will be used as desktop wallpaper for ECI in a few weeks. ;)
Crack on bigfella, the team will probably laugh their coccks off before redding you for not having a joke UECD as well.

What's that? Your UECD is a joke already? Job jobbed.
 
#16
Themanwho said:
buryfc66 said:
Love it, now emailed to work and will be used as desktop wallpaper for ECI in a few weeks. ;)
Crack on bigfella, the team will probably laugh their coccks off before redding you for not having a joke UECD as well.

What's that? Your UECD is a joke already? Job jobbed.
Feck me the fun police are in, lighten up BIGFELLA people are just having a laugh. Jeeesus.
 
#17
Shall we play spot the tiffy?
 
#18
counterstrike said:
lacrabat said:
I've applied "lean" principles to DES 3 and removed all the useless crud that adds absolutely nothing to actual production, to carry on the theme I've decided to call it simply DES 4.

DES 4

1. Inspect and maintain stuff.
2. Repair things that get broke.

This is only the draft copy so feel free to add any thing you feel is missing....... :D

I think you've got it all covered there!


:D
You left out:

Drink Beer

Screw women

Or have these time honoured traditions gone as well
 
#20
verticalgyro said:
I have made this into a Desktop Wallpaper so REME soldiers and occifers at all levels can be reminded of how to do it every time they log into DII.

It's normally called the Decision Action Cycle - I assume the omission of the 'Action' bit was deliberate.
 

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