Derek Bird cumbrian nutter was one of them!!!

Discussion in 'Waltenkommando' started by brighton hippy, Jun 12, 2012.

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  1. PrinceAlbert

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  2. You havn't met woody even the iraqis tried to kill him once :)
  3. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

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  4. The howling madness of Wikispooks pales in comparison with, original source of the Bird story ... what did these people do before the Internet.
  5. That is the best piece of fantasy writing since... Well, forever!!! :)
  6. 2/51

    2/51 LE

    Errrrm..I raise you..The Bible ;)
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  7. Spend their days receiving Electro Convulsive Shock Therapy.

    Then, by (un)happy conicidence, care in the community and google emerged in close chronological order and meaning was brought to their lives as they were able to spread dark truths 'they'* don't wan't us to learn.

    Or something like that.

    (*'They' as in 'the authorities', not 'They' as in 'Them' who are acquainted with the latest paint colour on the boathouse)
  8. Swannee Kazoo

    Swannee Kazoo War Hero

    What a complete load of utter bollocks!!
  9. walkyrie

    walkyrie Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    That says it all really.......
  10. cloudbuster

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    That Tim Berners-Lee has got a lot to answer-for.
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  11. Kirkz

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    What is, the original post?
    I couldn't understand any of it!!!
  12. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster Guest

    It could be Shakespeare.

    Or Burns. Probably Burns.
  13. Mastharnorvod tadavas sornhulva.