Depressed

#1
I was depressed last night so I called Samaritans.

They put me through to a call center in Pakistan.
When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck ......
 
#3
I got very depressed about not being able to read cuneiform script so I called the Sumerians.

They didn't seem that bright. I asked where they were from and they said, "Ur..."
 
#5
smartascarrots said:
I got very depressed about not being able to read cuneiform script so I called the Sumerians.

They didn't seem that bright. I asked where they were from and they said, "Ur..."
chuckle
:D
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
I told my doctor that I'd got depressed lately. He asked me if it was difficult to wake up afterwards.
 

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