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  1. I was depressed last night so I called Samaritans.

    They put me through to a call center in Pakistan.
    When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck ......
  2. I got very depressed about not being able to read cuneiform script so I called the Sumerians.

    They didn't seem that bright. I asked where they were from and they said, "Ur..."
  3. Did Blot Bang Rub give them a call?
  4. chuckle
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I told my doctor that I'd got depressed lately. He asked me if it was difficult to wake up afterwards.