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Denmark bans Marmite

#1
I really couldn't care less about the Marmite but it appears they have banned Shreddies as well!

Imagine that, the whole Male population going Commando.

Is Denmark a warm Country, then?
 
#2
What an Outrage!!... That means they will have banned the Aussies 'Vegemite'. How terrible... that means I'll have to stop reading Danish Porn... or is it Danish Pork....? Or 'Porking Danish'..... or eating Danish...... blah!! I have'n't taken me Meds yet this morning.....
 
#4
Perhaps we should post them that yeast extract shite from the rat packs. During recruit training one of my muckers squeezed a tube into the bin of our accommodation just to see what it looked like, the daft **** stunk the room out!
 
#5
Was it their latest advertising slogan than pushed them to the decision?
Smudger, you been lurking outside my fcuking house again? I wouldn't mind but you just stand there as if you own the place!

How many more times do I have to tell you, the kids are at Boarding School, now fcuk off.
 
#8
Let's get the UN involved we can't stand by and let this attrocity manifest into hysteria , what have the government done to get our expats home the Danes are taking liberties Marmite is a British institution for fucks sake . That's me and Carlsberg finished go and **** yourselfs Daneland .
 
#10
Let's get the UN involved we can't stand by and let this attrocity manifest into hysteria , what have the government done to get our expats home the Danes are taking liberties Marmite is a British institution for fucks sake . That's me and Carlsberg finished go and **** yourselfs Daneland .
Yeah, let's go and Picket the Border.

I've got my Placard ready - "Your Corned Beef is Shite"
 
#14
What we should do is like we did the last time a Scandanavian country tried to **** over our economy, we should send in the Navy. That'll sort them out.


...Oh, wait!
 

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