Demotivational Techniques

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Canader, Jun 3, 2011.

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  1. Disconfirmation - Important if you happen to be a Royal Navy Officer...

    Face-to-face interaction of executives with subordinates is an unfortunate necessity in most organizations- and can often inadvertently contribute to employee delusions of parity. In this segment, Dr. E.L. Kersten demonstrates a useful technique for reiterating social distance with employees. Video
  2. Superb, there was me just stood there with arms crossed in front of "the people." Whats the NSN for hand sanitiser?
  3. words to live by...
  4. Why do you need to know?

    Tell some menial person to get you some. Simples.
  5. Could be done far more effectively by the said RN officer occaisionaly slamming shut the watertight doors and shouting through the glass 'I might have to do this to you for keeps one you scurvy sea dogs!!!', that and bringing back flogging and keel hauling.
  6. Fuck Me! I'm hopeless. Where's my nametag and which bit shall I mop next?