demonstrate aganist terrorists...............

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Poppy, Jul 28, 2005.

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  1. PLEASE CIRCULATE THIS MESSAGE AROUND YOUR OFFICE AND MAKE SURE
    EVERYONE TAKES PART THIS FRIDAY:

    The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat
    terrorism and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these
    terrorists this Friday at 15:00 hours. It is a well-known fact that the
    Taliban are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look
    at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00 hours this Friday, all women
    should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in
    their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the Taliban
    and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists amongst us, so
    anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist,
    denounced to the world and shot!!!
     
  2. NOTE

    Only pass to the fit birds. Last thing we need is a load of fatties demanding to be chased.
     
  3. No harm in chasing fatties, they try harder :lol:
     
  4. POPPY.....I will be working from home tomorrow......can i still take part with the Nanny?