Sorry its a bit 'not current' but couldnt help smiling at the news day before yesterday about the poor firemen having their pool tables withdrawn. Having the highest regard for firemen since the last time I and my troop had to put fires out, i was shocked and stunned! What on earth will the poor, fat, overpaid, underworked, militant, ex RN homosexual fraternity do now? I know!! why not go on strike again.... Then the poor bloody underpaid, over stretched, stressed out, operationally fatigued, badly housed and supported servicemen can dust of the green godesses and get the cats out of trees and little boys heads out of school railings! I cant wait to sing that old ditty as i pass them by on their pathetic picket lines...... "Anything you can do we can do better - fat shit"! seriously though.... what will they do.... I know!! Watch more porn films and eat more chocalate and sleep more and drive more taxis and wank a bit more!