Briefly, this morning i had to take my 83 yr old grandmother to the hospital to see the shrink ( surprisingly he let us both out!) She doesn't weigh 7 stone wet through, she is barely mobile and she has dementia...my grandmother that is, not the shrink. After struggling to find a parking space, i finally found an unofficial space out of the way where i wasn't blocking anyones way. The this bint came over and started on. 'You aren't staff are you?' 'Whats it got to do with you'? asks me 'This car park is for consultants only and we can't park because of such as you taking the spaces' 'Are you a consultant?' ( i had already spied her ID badge stating she was a domestic assistant ) 'No, but i can park in here' she says 'Do one, skivvy' says me. Now, the question is, should i have. A: just driven off and found somewhere else ? B: set my grandmother about her ( she may only be little, but hell she has a slap that has you seeing undiscovered planets ) C: got back in my car and run the bint over? Or.. D: said nothing and just walked away? Personally i wanted to take on MDN's idea of battering her with an inflatable pillow before shoving a breadbin up her arrse sideways...however i had neither of these objects to hand at the time.