Delicate Question of Etiquette...

#1
Right.. I just know that the legion of ARRSE Miss Manners will have the right anwser for me.

The Missus is ' deploying' in July and won't return until June of 09..so my question is..

How soon after the plane lifts off do I wait before inviting the 19 year old, perky norked hottie, who works in the local grocery, to bunk in?
 
#3
You can shave valuable seconds off the above mentioned time by having aforementioned mammarily blessed bit's number on speedial on your phone all ready...
 
#4
Or to save more time, get a set of keys cut for her and have her waiting for you once you have dropped Mrs at point of departure.
 
#5
Wow a true gent, waiting until she actually leaves :blowkiss:
 
#9
Where is your missus deploying to? Because if im there I will tell her what a complete bastard you really are. (Before offering to "comfort" her,This does not apply if shes a ginger)
 
#10
Rocketeer said:
Right.. I just know that the legion of ARRSE Miss Manners will have the right anwser for me.

The Missus is ' deploying' in July and won't return until June of 09..so my question is..

How soon after the plane lifts off do I wait before inviting the 19 year old, perky norked hottie, who works in the local grocery, to bunk in?
Why wait for take off. Put in some ground work before hand, prior planning and peperation.
 
#11
An etiquette aunt writes:

For a woman on operational service, the certainty that her husband will be playing away while she is overseas is not the worst part. For her it is the uncertainty over what kind of skip-rat he will be anally invading whilst she is serving her queen and country. The kindest husband will of course invite his prospective shag buddy to the marital home, to reassure his beloved as to the quality of strange he is experiencing in her absence. A truly considerate husband will furthermore invite his wife to flick the bean of the prospective partner, whilst he makes a series of Daguerrotype images of the ladies Sapphic exchanges.
Now I am sure this is as true today as it was in 1854 when Miss Nightingale penned those words before popping off to the Crimea...hope that helps.
 
#12
LOL!!!! Mind you, from the looks of Florence any grot flick starring her would not come under the definition of mainstream p0rn, definitely special interest gear...'Y'know what floats my boat? The thought of Florence Nightingale p1ssing on a lady dressed in the uniform of the 57th of Foot from 1854...'
 
#14
I thank the International ARRSE Community for its timely and insightful response..

I must admit that I hadn't considered a ' pre-deployment interview' between the wife and the ' surrogate ' [ I'd be thinking of the wife's sacrifice each time ] to encourage ' bonding '..

However, it is not as if the Missus doesn't know or care about the young woman in question, having met her on more than one shopping excursion. She was, as I recall, very solicitous as to her health, commenting; " That girl is going to suffer some severe back and muscle pain when she is a bit older " [ though she did make a rather ascerbic comment along the lines of " I don't understand why the laws of gravity don't apply in her case " ]
 
#15
Well you can help stop that pain by making sure she is on her back as much as possable.

If Mrs R asks just say you were concerned about health, as she had pointed it out to you herself.
 
#17
Rocketeer said:
The Missus is ' deploying' in July and won't return until June of 09..so my question is..
Just be sure to change the sheets before she gets back.
 

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#18
Bradstyley said:
LOL!!!! Mind you, from the looks of Florence any grot flick starring her would not come under the definition of mainstream p0rn, definitely special interest gear...'Y'know what floats my boat? The thought of Florence Nightingale p1ssing on a lady dressed in the uniform of the 57th of Foot from 1854...'
Got any photos of that? I would happily take them off your hands.
 
#19
If she meets the other biddy, its not being unfaithful, is it?
 
#20
Why isn't the perky norked spaff magnet already chained to the work bench in your cellar?
 

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