Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Beaujangle, Aug 8, 2007.

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  1. Been there, done that.
  2. Erm, sorry about that, I'm supposed to be strapped in when I sleep.
  3. Sounds like fecking b0llocks to me, hang the cnut!
  4. Didn't an RAF mechanic get acquitted the other day of the same thing?

    I've done it a few times. My girlfriend says I seem 'different' when sleepnailing her: it's 'cos I think you're Monica Bellucci, dear...
  5. Its the same as the numerous sleepwalking murders, its all ways an excuse for 'bad' things. When was the last time you heard somebody bake a cake whilst 'sleepwalking' or do their tax returns or save a child from a burning house whilst sleepwalking?
  6. I sleep-rape myself alot, could that work in my favour in a court of law?
  7. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    I wrote a report in my sleep once does that count? :twisted: No really I did.....
  8. LOL :D

    I once had a dream where I was fighting for the heavyweight championship of the world, and I won! I woke up to find my girlfriend screaming with cuts and bruises all over her face. How we laughed later when we it explained it to the police.

    I'll get my coat, and her's.
  9. My Girlfriend always sleep boxes, I wake up with bruises. Strangely she only ever sleep boxes when I have been snoring, really weird! :D
  10. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Are you shaggin wor lass? :twisted:
  11. It's my opinion that she abused him in his sleep, and cried rape when he woke up.

    Otherwise, why was she 'sleeping' in her trousers? 8O