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#2
Loads of tats looks crap on men and women. A few, well placed ones look the business. None of this chinese writing sh1te.

For chicks, an original one on the base of the spine looks good

It's also a great ice breaker when chatting people up. It's only failed once. :D
 
#3
StabTiffy2B said:
Loads of tats looks crap on men and women. A few, well placed ones look the business. None of this chinese writing sh1te.Why so, you round-eyed, lapsam gweilo?

For chicks, an original one on the base of the spine looks good
Chicks, huh?

It's also a great ice breaker when chatting people up. It's only failed once. :D
What, you've only tried to chat somebody up once or you've only used the sparkling entree of "show me yours and I'll show you mine" once? Hell of an icebreaker. "Hello, I'm ST2B and I've got a tat" is right up there on a par with any of Oscar Wilde's offerings.
 
#4
rickshaw said:
StabTiffy2B said:
Loads of tats looks crap on men and women. A few, well placed ones look the business. None of this chinese writing sh1te.Why so, you round-eyed, lapsam gweilo?

For chicks, an original one on the base of the spine looks good
Chicks, huh?

It's also a great ice breaker when chatting people up. It's only failed once. :D
What, you've only tried to chat somebody up once or you've only used the sparkling entree of "show me yours and I'll show you mine" once? Hell of an icebreaker. "Hello, I'm ST2B and I've got a tat" is right up there on a par with any of Oscar Wilde's offerings.


You're a dick. If you spy a chick with tats, then you ask her if she's got any more. She then asks you and the next thing you know, you're chatting away. :wink:
 
#5
Sorry Ice, I was busy having a cheap and totally unjustified poke at ST2B. Back to your question. Ummm, in general, visible ones tend to be a little unattractive. The hidden ones, once revealed can be amazingly erotic and an interesting "combat indicator" as to the nature of the lady that you're getting to know. In the matter of tattoos, as in most things, "less is more".
 
#6
Tattooed Ladies - the ultimate oxymoron.
 
#7
StabTiffy2B said:
rickshaw said:
StabTiffy2B said:
Loads of tats looks crap on men and women. A few, well placed ones look the business. None of this chinese writing sh1te.Why so, you round-eyed, lapsam gweilo?

For chicks, an original one on the base of the spine looks good
Chicks, huh?

It's also a great ice breaker when chatting people up. It's only failed once. :D
What, you've only tried to chat somebody up once or you've only used the sparkling entree of "show me yours and I'll show you mine" once? Hell of an icebreaker. "Hello, I'm ST2B and I've got a tat" is right up there on a par with any of Oscar Wilde's offerings.


You're a dick. If you spy a chick with tats, then you ask her if she's got any more. She then asks you and the next thing you know, you're chatting away. :wink:


Ahhhh. Good. First bite of the day. Probably a little too easy. Think I'll go back to being Mr Nice Guy now. Have a nice weekend gnasher. :D
 
#8
Can anyone else remember the tattooed woman at Aldershite back in the 70's,I think her name was Rosie but I am not sure she was the most tattooed woman in England at the time,she was feckin covered in them,nice enough woman but a tad too much ink in her I think
 
#9
Ice, you toying with the idea of getting one yourself?

My preference is something smallish but personal to the wearer, starsign for instance (unless your Taurus).
 
#10
I really dislike tattoos on women except (as previously mentioned) at the base of the spine or around the ankle. Yesterday I saw a very attractive young lady with a multitude of roses and stems all the way up each arm from the wrist to the shoulder it was horrific and quite ruined her overall good looks.
So in general tats on women most definitely not good.
 
#11
There is nothing (IMHO) more attractive than a woman with a tat on her twot just a little thing, man mowing the lawn is funny.
but those horrible old birds with a Picasso on there Minge in minging
 
#12
My now ex wife was going through mid life chrisis and wanted a small discreet tattoo on her shoulder, I suggested something more practical like a road map of europe on her a*s*! Maybe thats why she went off with a toyboy?
 
#13
Have a friend who has a tatoo of a rose and thorn entwined running from ankle up her calf..Seems a bit much at first but is not unattractive in a bit ' rebel ' kind of way.. both daughters have tats.. 4 each..not large and, for the most part ' hidden ' [ though, in summer wear one on each shows ].. they got them after joining the army.. not sure it they'll regret the move when they're in their dotage.. [ both in mid-late 20's now ]...still, the tats do seem to attract males of the species when they are ' out and about' in social situations...
I guess it all boils down to type, size and placement.. Not sure I'd appreciate a women with a full on tiger in mid lunge across her ' pecs ' but was intrigued by a ' lady' on the beach who had on her back a mermaid from shoulder to top of bum...
 

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#14
they do seem very popular among the young ladies up here
 
#15
hallveg said:
There is nothing (IMHO) more attractive than a woman with a tat on her twot just a little thing, man mowing the lawn is funny.
but those horrible old birds with a Picasso on there Minge in minging
Somthing like this perhaps!

But without the beard
 
#16
Tattoo`s are ok, my missus has two a spider and a seahorse, what I hate are piercings in the most stupid of places, example local supermarket, absolutely stunning checkout girl,clocked her without the missus built in "who`s that radar kicking in", week or so later a piercing in the corner of her top lip, looks like a flaming gold zit ready to pop. IMHO she was far more attractive before.
 
#17
yeap :lol:
 
#18
I was never overly bothered about them, provided they were discreet, well done and not blatantly on knuckles, forehead and cleavage.

But I'm entitled to change my mind........ I love em.... yes they still have to be classy, discreet, well done and the woman has to have the ability pass it off.

Base of the back is the finest place for a chick to have one.... , I don't like the tribal ones nor anything with 'names' and 'true love' etc on them but an individual, clearly unique tattoo would make me flood my self if you looked down and saw her back was inked in.
 
#19
There was once a rumour spreading around Fally that a certain female REME subaltern had a tattoo of a spanner on her arrse. My mate suggested in the bar that it was more likely to be an entire shadow board. Trouble was she was stood behind him at the time. Ooops. He was lucky like that - binned a girlfriend in the pub in front of his mates and she then tried to run him over in the car park as he left later on.

Went off at a bit of a tangent there.
 
#20
Really not my bag on females or males, too permanent and disfiguring - even more so when they fade and distort with time. Each to their own though, certainly wouldn't condemn anyone who has one but can't help but wonder when the regret will kick in.
 

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