Perhaps someone should ban Mr Justice Hedley from having sex as well.

From Debretts:

Forename(s) Mark Hedley
Sex Male
Decorations kt (2002)
Date of Birth 23/8/1946
Foretitle(s) Hon Mr Justice; Sir
Surname HEDLEY
Style The Hon Mr Justice Hedley
Recreations cricket, railways

I wouldn't shag him if he turned up at the front door wearing Givenchy, while strumming Moon River on his ukelele and eating a large pie.
Judging by the OPs name, spelling and use of upper and lower case mixture, I think we were lucky to achieve something as intellectual as "delete".


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It's taken from one of those RAF Reserves ads, isn't it? He's just directed a GR4 to drop a Paveway on Netto.
Good one Burpa. Still on the RAF ad theme - Why do they make such a point of hitting the rocket with ZERO casualties? Seems like they missed three good kills, four if the truck had been blattered to boot. Sanitised perchance? It should have the following, hit the rocket then the truck once they all pile in the back. Cue voiceover, "that's how it is done, be part of the team fucking good drills".

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