Delaying the inevitable?

Prolonging the moment?

  • Mind over matter?

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  • She doesn't matter,and you don't mind?

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  • Nuts and bolts,leather rings,airbags etc.

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  • Think of some Naffi Hound?

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#3
My new technique is to think of Susan Boyle on the bog.
Can delay things by up to 3 weeks :)
 
#4
Multiple condoms is the answer. More than seven may interfere with your circulation though, but on the bright side it should make your old man look bigger........at least until it falls off.
 

maguire

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#6
she's never awake from the rohypnol at that point, so as long as I get my jollies it's all good.
 
#8
Women have orgasms? apart from the one I aim at them
 

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