Delaying the inevitable?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jun 7, 2009.

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  1. Mind over matter?

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  2. She doesn't matter,and you don't mind?

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  3. Nuts and bolts,leather rings,airbags etc.

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  4. Think of some Naffi Hound?

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  1. When you do it with a lady,what methods or techniques do you employ to prolong the explosion of ecstasy?
     
  2. What, hers or mine?
     
  3. My new technique is to think of Susan Boyle on the bog.
    Can delay things by up to 3 weeks :)
     
  4. Multiple condoms is the answer. More than seven may interfere with your circulation though, but on the bright side it should make your old man look bigger........at least until it falls off.
     
  5. Slow and sure with a stranger. Sorry, I thought you were being serious.
     
  6. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    she's never awake from the rohypnol at that point, so as long as I get my jollies it's all good.
     
  7. Mmmmmmmmmmm Boyle on the bog - I've just cum! :twisted:
     
  8. Women have orgasms? apart from the one I aim at them