Delayed Ejaculation

[Stibbon]

Has anyone suggested that the OP is

well

y'know.

Look, it's pride month after all..


(when do the other sins get their month, that's what I want to know)

I'm convinced it's nowt more than a wind-up. Something he's copied and pasted from elsewhere.

I applaud it.

 

[EddieVDog]

Haha I had this!

I was up on a driving course in Leconfield in the early 90s and was out in the lash in Hull when I met a STAB RMP in the (half an hour) Tower.

Since I'd only actually been laid twice up until this point, the vast majority of my experience was made up of ripping the head off of it whilst immersing myself in unrealistic pornography.

She had a fanny like a wizard's sleeve and at first I was worried neither one of us was getting much out of it.

But then I was also at that glorious second age of masturbation where even the sight of two dogs humping in the park would set me off.

20 seconds later....

are we to assume from this that the mental image of two dogs humping in the park was what enabled you to finish what you'd started? How rough was this bird.....if you pulled her in The Tower, I'd say badger's arrse rough

 

[Gardner6LXB]

I was once given a blood transfusion, (the yellow plasma stuff)...had a hard dong for over a week and it wouldnt go down
Couldnt even have a tug to get rid of it because i was hand cuffed to the bed, both hands
Agitation
Finally they pumped me heavy with doses of morphine and i cant remember the rest
2006
Have bien playing catch up ever since

Sure it wasn’t the handcuffs that gave you the panhandle in the first place?

Did your ‘captors’ have a quick game of Hoopla to pass the time?

 

[Boris_Johnson]

are we to assume from this that the mental image of two dogs humping in the park was what enabled you to finish what you'd started? How rough was this bird.....if you pulled her in The Tower, I'd say badger's arrse rough

Naah she was OK. It was just a surprise realising how different women are *down there*, and despite my paranoia I was at a stage in life where I really didn't need to worry about it.

I miss my 30" waist.

As for dogs humping. I'm over it now.






Sigh... *unzip*

 

[Edwardian Fred]

I’m not sure I even remember sex.

If a horny homosexual with a tricked out Bedford can't pull what hope have straight blokes got?

 

[Gardner6LXB]

If a horny homosexual with a tricked out Bedford can't pull what hope have straight blokes got?

Get rid of the Bedford for a start.

 

[964ST]

Get rid of the Bedford for a start.

Please stay on Topic!! Have you NEVER suffered from “convoy cock!“?

 

[tiger stacker]

If a horny homosexual with a tricked out Bedford can't pull what hope have straight blokes got?

You’re missing the trick a sympathy shag is still a shag…

 

[brownhat]

Delayed ejaculation.............mine has been delayed about 15 years now, old age takes care of that, something else I don't have to worry about.

 

[Gardner6LXB]

Please stay on Topic!! Have you NEVER suffered from “convoy cock!“?

10-4 rubber dick.

 

[PlasticCabDriver]

Please stay on Topic!! Have you NEVER suffered from “convoy cock!“?

I thought he was very funny! His “Squaddies trying to behave like proper people” thread was the stuff of legend!

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/squaddies-trying-to-behave-like-proper-people.8860/

 

[TheHatsRevenge]

60-90 minutes? Are there men who last longer than five?

60-90 MINUTES!!! 60-90 SECONDS you mean?...

 

[TheHatsRevenge]

I’m not sure I even remember sex.

Aye it's been a while...my ex-wife loved sex...everyone else, just not me...

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Get the Bedford to start.

 

[Old Stab]

I miss my 30" waist.

Yup.
I ordered a kilt from Amazon.
It's going back tomorrow.
I've been a tad optimistic about how slender I actually am.

I'm not , I'm a fat B'stard.

 

[REMEbrat]

Thanks @smellyscrotum

 

[PFGEN]

Thanks @Ecosse makes me chuckle

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Thanks for that. This afternoon I was laughing so hard when that came up that the tears were rolling, blamed it on hay fever and left the unimportant corporate meeting. Cracking thread.

 

[RangdoOfArg]

Please stay on Topic!! Have you NEVER suffered from “convoy cock!“?

Depends on who’s driving, ducky.

 

[Dashing_Chap]

I worked with an elderly nursing assistant we called Nanna. Anyway she got some cannabis her and her grunting Captain Caveman husband had the best sex they’d ever had. She said it seemed to go on hours. She got downstairs and the pan of tatties she’d put on hadn’t started boiling.
She pleasured herself once with a cucumber and used it on daughters sandwiches for school.

 

[Gardner6LXB]

Cum now, it can’t be that bad.