Delayed Ejaculation

I am a 44 year old healthy male

You have bigger balls than a stallion writing that post on here - Kudos.

At your age it is unlikely to be anything medical and more likely to be some sort of mental block.

In the late 70's, early 80's I had a mate ( serving soldier ) who was known as '' Duracell '' because he went for hours - He was around 22 / 23 at the time ( lost touch over the years )

Probably nothing to worry about ( and you are most likely worrying about it, or you wouldn't have made the post in the 1st place )

Relax and go with the flow.
 
If 2 fingers up your bottom doesn't work, you're clinically dead
I dunno mate, I think if you stuck two fingers up my bum whilst I was giving the Mrs one I'd find it a bit off putting.

As sex for the OP went on for 5 hours the dirty talk must have been amazing. My Mrs usually stokes my libido by saying her knees hurt or that there's a crack in the ceiling.
Sometimes we have a post-coital cuddle and she'll say something romantic, usually "was that it then?"
 
Death-grip and death-grip syndrome are slang terms for suffering adverse effects from one's aggressive and recurrent male masturbation technique, which result in an unsatisfactory experience when engaging in regular sexual intercourse with a partner. A similar condition, dead-vagina syndrome, has been asserted to exist in women.

There has been a fair bit if coverage about this in the media. Also linked to watching to much porn.
Youngsters are watching so much porn and wanked so much with a tight grip that they find it hard to shoot their load in a woman.
The solution is to deprogram their porn and wanking habits.
 
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EddieVDog

War Hero
I was once given a blood transfusion, (the yellow plasma stuff)...had a hard dong for over a week and it wouldnt go down
Couldnt even have a tug to get rid of it because i was hand cuffed to the bed, both hands
Agitation
Finally they pumped me heavy with doses of morphine and i cant remember the rest
2006
Have bien playing catch up ever since
pffft....I thought that was going to end with 'a nurse felt sorry for me and drew the curtains around my bed before......' I'm disappointed
 
5 hours of pounding away does sound like a sensational workout and you'll either end up with bulging 6pack abs that could crack nuts or be needing both hips replaced before you're 50 if you carry on.. (or I assume there's a couple of those hours where you're lying on your back and she's horse riding) Maybe your first wife got narked as whenever she opened her mouth to say "Are you there yet?" she got a gobful of the sweat pouring off you? Just a thought....

I wouldn't mind even 20 minutes before my bedtime workouts are over, but I'm more of a Tommy 2-Stroke kind of guy unfortunately, (and I don't even own a motorbike), but at least that does give me plenty of spare time to get jobs done around house and go off and do other things once I've ticked off 'conjugal rights' from my monthly 'To Do' list
 
Firstly, a very frank and honest post. If I may, can I ask, did your current girlfriend fellate you paying particular attention to the frenulum and the urethral meatus?
Can I suggest you get her to perform analingus on you whilst simultaneously masturbating you.
Failing that, get her to pish like a horse on your chest.

I doubt if she plays the trombone.
 

Boris_Johnson

ADC
Moderator
DirtyBAT
There has been a fair bit if coverage about this in the media. Also linked to watching to much porn.
Youngsters are watches so much porn and wanked so much with a tight grip that they find it hard to shoot their load in a woman.
The solution is to deprogram their porn and wanking habits.

Haha I had this!

I was up on a driving course in Leconfield in the early 90s and was out in the lash in Hull when I met a STAB RMP in the (half an hour) Tower.

Since I'd only actually been laid twice up until this point, the vast majority of my experience was made up of ripping the head off of it whilst immersing myself in unrealistic pornography.

She had a fanny like a wizard's sleeve and at first I was worried neither one of us was getting much out of it.

But then I was also at that glorious second age of masturbation where even the sight of two dogs humping in the park would set me off.

20 seconds later....
 

Londo

LE
pffft....I thought that was going to end with 'a nurse felt sorry for me and drew the curtains around my bed before......' I'm disappointed
Don't stop ................
 

Stibbon

War Hero
I am a 44 year old healthy male and for the last 25 years I can have sex for around an hour using different positions and techniques. Last year my 14 year marriage ended and for the last 4-5 years our sex life had become very mundane, only a couple of positions used and when she had had enough she would speed things up so I would cum. I was worried with the lady I had a relationship with after my divorce that PE could have arisen in me but fortunately this wasn't so, we were able to have sex for 60-90 minutes OK. This relationship ended 3 months ago.
6 weeks ago I started seeing another woman and after seeing each other for 3 weeks we decided to have sex for the first time and from her perspective it was amazing, we had sex for 5 hours. I realise this is something most men would kill to be able to do but we didn't have sex for this long because of my incredible sexual stamina, it was because no matter how hard I tried or what I thought about my sexual feelings never went beyond 'good'.
The following morning we tried again and after 2 hours I stopped but didn't feel I had missed out on anything because I hadn't cum, I had enjoyed her orgasms at least as much as I enjoy my own. A couple of days ago we met up again a her house and exactly the same thing happened again sexually, 5 hours on the first night and an early finished session the following morning.

This has never happened to me before and has got me wondering if a medical condition could be the cause of this, a quick check online has raised the possibility of it being diabetes but can this condition develop with no changes in lifestyle or diet? If not what else might be cause of this?

Thanks, REMEbrat

Steroid use can prevent you from losing your spooge. ;)

If your nob is perhaps .75% hard throughout these mammoth sessions of yours then I wouldn't worry about it - it's just your age. If however it's rock hard from start to finish then you've got something wrong with you and should see a doctor.

Failure to eject your "tatty watter" by a certain point in the proceedings means that it'll be absorbed by your bladder and turn you into a complete cnut. :)
 
Haha I had this!

I was up on a driving course in Leconfield in the early 90s and was out in the lash in Hull when I met a STAB RMP in the (half an hour) Tower.

Since I'd only actually been laid twice up until this point, the vast majority of my experience was made up of ripping the head off of it whilst immersing myself in unrealistic pornography.

She had a fanny like a wizard's sleeve and at first I was worried neither one of us was getting much out of it.

But then I was also at that glorious second age of masturbation where even the sight of two dogs humping in the park would set me off.

20 seconds later....

It's a common thing apparently.
Also going from using no rubber to using a rubber can make a big difference to staying power.
 

964ST

LE
You have probably tried all the normal methods to stimulate your “Porridge Gun” to offload? ie. Blutacking a pic of your Nan onto the shoulder blades of your friend whilst doing Doggy, etc.

Have you considered “Tamakeri?”, it might loosen some of the tension in the “meat and two veg” area!

If you have to use a Search Engine to find the meaning of “Tamakeri” then feel free to leave an Informational icon:)
 

Joshua Slocum

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Book Reviewer
I really really did not want to click on this thread
I think it was possibly the most stupid thing I have done of late
I am going for a lay down to try to clear my mind of the horrors
 

964ST

LE
Any ex serving would know the „Drill“ to sort this Threads problem out!

Weapons Firing!
Weapons Firing!
Weapon STOPS!!
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
Has anyone suggested that the OP is

well

y'know.

Look, it's pride month after all..


(when do the other sins get their month, that's what I want to know)
 

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