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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Judder, May 9, 2006.

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  1. This could be good:

    What's the definition of strain.

    Answer: Teeth Marks on the toilet seat!!

    Any more?

  2. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Definition of a horemone?

    Noisey prostitute! :oops:
  3. Definition of pain:

    Sliding down a razor blade using your balls as brakes 8O
  4. Definition of frustration:

    Standing outside a public bog with a bent penny (its an old joke)........ :D
  5. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Definition of a vampire bat?

    Cherie Blair!

    (I'll get my coat........)
  6. Old chinese proverd:

    Man who go to bed with itchy bumb, wake up with smelly finger!!

    Note a difinition. But still funny.


    Former Para and Proud of it.
  7. confucius say:

    man with hand in pocket....feel cocky all day.
  8. Man who go through door sideways going to Bangkok :D
  9. Definition of frustration.........

    A man with no arms and an itchy arrse.
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Definition of fear?

    Being in a shower full of queers with the soap on the floor.
  11. What's the definition of strain?

    Answer: Teeth Marks on the toilet seat!!

  12. Definition of tight......

    Running into an orphanage singing "We are Family"

    Ill get my coat.