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Definitely 100% pukka gen this bloke

#4
'Look inside'. You wont regret it.

I doubt I'll be the only one regurgitating his (100% pukka gen) stories in an effort to get just a fraction of the skirt he has undoubtedly lured into his bedsit.
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
If we're swapping dits for tits count me in.
Are we talking tits attached to birds and thus, high maintenance.

Or are we talking the ones we cut off, scooped out, dried in the sun then fashioned into souvenir baccy pouches and amusing lamp shades?

If the deal is swapsies for keeps, provide detail. Detail.
 
#10
What a cracking read,........"If you have a radio in your possesion you can call for help", no shit.

SAS

Is that him on the book cover?

Edit: Is he talking about Them or is there a ladies UK Paddling association called SAS?
Quote: "I say there is a big problem attracting women into the SAS in any form, I report that there are only a few grade five women paddlers in the UK"

?
 
#12
You're all jealous. The bloke has a beret and medals and everything. Plus he saved a Swedish bird from being raped and has a photographic memory. Well he doesn't really, it's just that the senior officers think that. His memory is good enough to remember the time he was standing on a 5 storey building fighting a fire as the roof crumbled underneath him. This is all before he was a 2REP Officer (which he proved by cut and pasting their website into his book). Don't forget the time him and his scrote-bag mates got into a scrap, and woke to find the RSM and CO had brought them breakfast in bed, a rim job and a gallantry medal.

Surely there's someone who recognises his face and knows his real name? We need to find a way to get this man some more medals. Fast.
 
#14
What a cracking read,........"If you have a radio in your possesion you can call for help", no shit.

SAS

Is that him on the book cover?

Edit: Is he talking about Them or is there a ladies UK Paddling association called SAS?
Quote: "I say there is a big problem attracting women into the SAS in any form, I report that there are only a few grade five women paddlers in the UK"

?
Who is the Montgomery walt to his left?
 
#17
A good tale of derring do. A book written by a cadet would have more military substance.
But... The beret, the tie, the medals, the swedish girl, the platoon attacks, the commando course. How could you want more substance than that? Plus he's got a photographic memory sort of.

How much do you think he charges for guest-speaking at a mess do?
 
#18
"You can make a big raft out of a number of boats"


"Blah blah, big river, blah, 6 SAS blah only 2 fit in the plane: Do you fly in with all your food and belongings?"

Food and belongings? My Tp Sgt always used to say "Nugger, get your food and belongings".

Dunno what this cunt s on, but I m sure you need to be on something to remotely understand wtf he s on about.
 

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