The North East of England is, the North East of England. That is to say, Newcastle upon Tyne. We'll include anything up to Berwick upon Tweed. Apart from Amble, Beadnell or Newton by the Sea which, lets face it, have all been taken over by Yuppie ponces. Seahouses is all right, but Bamburgh wants to get a ******* grip before it slides into Poncehood. A decent butchers shop and a canny pub is all very well, but watch it. Moving south, the bit of Gateshead that includes Sage Newcastle, Baltic Newcastle, and The Angel of Newcastle is safe. Washington? You will need to answer some questions regarding football teams, and the ownership of keys. You are suspect. And you live in a shithole. South of Washington Services on the A1. Its the midlands. Are we clear?