Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by poet, Mar 22, 2007.
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How would you define arrse?
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Indeed. Anything with a cheek on either side that produces sh*t.
(*)(*) n' ARRSE!
Tried to add 5000 words of purple prose but, for some reason, it rejected me. ARRSE!
I've got a define arrse.
Sorry, I meant divine.
A small piece of heaven where I can say what I want and occasionally people agree with me
I did like their definition of chav though... apart from the reference to his brother in the Army, slightly uncalled for.
You could be right.
"What ees Arrse? Age-ripened anecdotes, abuse viler than in the engine room of a Suchow refuse junk, opinions so entrenched you need grenades and flamethrowers to eradicate them, personal attacks that have Mehmet Agca sucking his teeth and whispering "Dear me", regimental rivalry that makes Celtic Rangers look amicable and politics skightly to the right of Attila the hun...that ees Arrse"
(With apologies to the runty French bloke in the Cointreau ad...)
hmmmm...large and droopy,colour and consistency of 4 day old cottage cheese,sprouting black hair and with a large pustulent boil on one cheek!Yep,that sounds about right!
Less pies required, fatarrse!
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