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In a case that will no doubt reverberate with many, the headline says it all.

""Waiter wins unfair dismissal case after ‘boss farted and wafted it towards him’ "

In what at first sounds a wind-up, the case of Cretella versus Simplicio
provides both a useful excuse, and an addition to our vocabulary for many of us;

"The tribunal heard Mr Cretella suffered from oephophagitis, causing him to have excessive gas,
which he said means he cannot control when he burps or breaks wind."

Link Flatulence will get you nowhere
 

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In a case that will no doubt reverberate with many, the headline says it all.

""Waiter wins unfair dismissal case after ‘boss farted and wafted it towards him’ "

In what at first sounds a wind-up, the case of Cretella versus Simplicio
provides both a useful excuse, and an addition to our vocabulary for many of us;

"The tribunal heard Mr Cretella suffered from oephophagitis, causing him to have excessive gas,
which he said means he cannot control when he burps or breaks wind."

Link Flatulence will get you nowhere

'Eh fart in your general direction' - in French accent - Monty Python suprise!
 
In a case that will no doubt reverberate with many, the headline says it all.

""Waiter wins unfair dismissal case after ‘boss farted and wafted it towards him’ "

In what at first sounds a wind-up, the case of Cretella versus Simplicio
provides both a useful excuse, and an addition to our vocabulary for many of us;

"The tribunal heard Mr Cretella suffered from oephophagitis, causing him to have excessive gas,
which he said means he cannot control when he burps or breaks wind."

Link Flatulence will get you nowhere


Gone with the wind?
 
'No more curried eggs for you' **

From today's Guardian;
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Barrister who sued after colleague asked him to stop farting loses case
Lawyer said flatulence was caused by heart medication and argued the request violated his dignity
A senior barrister who sued the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) after a colleague asked him to stop breaking wind in the room they worked in together has lost his case.
Tarique Mohammed sued for harassment and told an employment tribunal that his repetitive flatulence was caused by medication he was on for a heart condition.
He said the comment from his colleague Paul McGorry was “embarrassing” and violated his dignity – but the panel found it was a reasonable request to have asked him to stop.
>>

Link Barrister Loses Case


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'No more curried eggs for you' **

From today's Guardian;
<<
Barrister who sued after colleague asked him to stop farting loses case
Lawyer said flatulence was caused by heart medication and argued the request violated his dignity
A senior barrister who sued the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) after a colleague asked him to stop breaking wind in the room they worked in together has lost his case.
Tarique Mohammed sued for harassment and told an employment tribunal that his repetitive flatulence was caused by medication he was on for a heart condition.
He said the comment from his colleague Paul McGorry was “embarrassing” and violated his dignity – but the panel found it was a reasonable request to have asked him to stop.
>>

Link Barrister Loses Case
Gone with the Wind........
 

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