Defence Review

Bin Laden be thanked.

He has manged to achieve what every one has tried to do for years - given us the excuse to really start getting rid of heavy armour openly and honestly, rather than through snide budgeting exercises where the great and good have to pretend to be really pained by the loss of prince bollox's the last of horse or whatever you call yourselves.

At least it will save us the job of bringing it all back after next years shooting match.

Apparently you are all going to drive round in Range Rovers instead which means you can go straight back to Fulham afterwards and compare scratches on your paintwork - but what will the girlies use in the King's Road when you are away?

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